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Offline straffo

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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2006, 02:57:06 AM »
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A sandwich for those too lazy or stoopid to use their hands AND an eating utensil at the same meal.

You are still witnessing the fall of western civilization.  Enjoy the show.


Btw I can think of any utensils usable to eat that thing.

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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2006, 03:18:20 AM »
Chip Butties are a british institution, nothing wrong with chips in a sandwich fullstop, even better with a runny friend egg in them too, mm

this just has added steak and slaw.

Remember it was Lord Sandwich (well it wasn't but you know the story) who invented the Sandwich (hence the name).

If eating a sandwich was good enough for a Lord i see nothing wrong using your hands to eat it doesn't make you stupid.

PLus as a by product it saves on washing up so you can feel good about helping to save the environment as you eat that loverly sandwich too ;-)

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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2006, 03:25:20 AM »
Is 15222 the calories in that thing?
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2006, 03:52:07 AM »
that looks about the amount I eat in a whole week.

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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2006, 08:31:29 AM »
:lol The last throes of Art moderne?
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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2006, 09:15:56 AM »
8000 calorie Sandwich!!!

The amazingness factor here is off the chart. More food than I can eat in a week, all on a single loaf of bread (which, btw, accounts for 2000 of the 8000 calories).

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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2006, 03:21:32 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2006, 04:09:57 PM »
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Last gubernatorial election here in PA, there was a republican challenger from Pittsburgh.  You may or may not know this, but Ed Rendell was the biggest ****up since FDR.  Everything he touched turned to ****.  He was King Sadim (midas backwards).

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But this handsomehunk decides to turn the election into a Pitt vs. Philly election.  Not only did he lose most republican votes from eastern PA, but he didn't gain the democratic votes from western PA.

Now PA is half-****ed because of that simple 20 syllable sentence.


I would have to disagree....somewhat....... having lived in PA for over 30 years, (before moving to Colorado where everything is much nicer), its been screwed up long before Ed Rendell.

Not to defend Rendell of course.... I've heard plenty about him from those I left behind.... but there has always been something to the old joke about "Pennsylvania: it has Philly in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, and Arkansas in the Middle."

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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2006, 04:13:36 PM »
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Jeesuz fluff'n Christ, I make a thread about some crappy novelty food that I can't even come near because my cholesterol is through the roof and you make a political statement out of it....

Much of the world has yet to discover eating utensils, while others are so culturally advanced that they've obstained from actually cooking their food before shoveling it down.

You came to this thread based on the title. If you think this is crap, which it may be, post a sammich you do like, and for Pete's sake, take it easy, ok? :)



I can't understand why your cholesterol would be high.....thinking...thinking. ...nope.....no Idea....  :rolleyes:

And I believe my statement was more about the "devolvement" of man and his society, rather than anything political.  

Or... to someone....somewhere... in another time, place, and dimension....

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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2006, 04:15:41 PM »
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Btw I can think of any utensils usable to eat that thing.


Coleslaw...egg....  maybe a fork?



Note to self: do not invite straffo to dinner.  :confused:

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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2006, 04:18:11 PM »
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I can't understand why your cholesterol would be high....


My cholesterol is high because my dad, who had a heart attack at the age of 41, has had high cholesterol all his life. And my mother, who had a catheterization, is the same. Both are of average weight and both eat sensibly. I eat more than sensibly, am skinny, and mine is still high, so I need to take medicine. I'm also in my 20s, which makes the prospect that much scarier. It's hereditary, which is the luck of the draw sometimes.

I've never eaten this stuff in my life, but am curious to try, as some people who never have may be.

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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2006, 04:36:52 PM »
Whoa.  Have to give them credit.  It took some balls to call that disgusting pile of crap a sandwich.
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2006, 04:53:27 PM »
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My cholesterol is high because my dad, who had a heart attack at the age of 41, has had high cholesterol all his life. And my mother, who had a catheterization, is the same. Both are of average weight and both eat sensibly. I eat more than sensibly, am skinny, and mine is still high, so I need to take medicine. I'm also in my 20s, which makes the prospect that much scarier. It's hereditary, which is the luck of the draw sometimes.

I've never eaten this stuff in my life, but am curious to try, as some people who never have may be.


Sometimes its better NOT to know.  There are many things in this life I am conciously ignorant of, and choose to remain so.   Remember the old saying about Curiousity.

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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2006, 05:05:36 PM »
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Sometimes its better NOT to know.  There are many things in this life I am conciously ignorant of, and choose to remain so.   Remember the old saying about Curiousity.


Well, right now I know that I despite elevated cholesterol, have no calcium deposits in my heart. That sort of knowledge I like. I also know that if I keep up my habits, I stand a good chance of not developing heart disease in my 40s. My dad never had some of the advantages I do (for one thing, his first clue that something was wrong was the heart attack itself).

If it were a death sentence, I would prefer not to know. A sentence to eat bland food most of the time isn't that horrible, all things considered.

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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2006, 08:48:57 PM »
IT'S GUNNA EAT ME!!!!  :O :O :O :O
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