Avast and Ahoy, ye pack of scurvy sea-dogs!
It has come to my attention that we've come woefully close to Missing Out on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19. Its a new Ancient and Honorable Tradition, whereby all True Lovers of all things Piratical take time out to celebrate our Common Heritage, educate the land-lubbers on their Inadequacies and generally find good reason for swilling Grog, Mead and Ale by the flagon!
http://www.talklikeapirate.comRemember, ye salty scoundrels, that new-fangled wings don't excuse ye from yer Piratical obligations...
Being a wise old dog of many a-year's drinkin', boardin', wenchin', lootin', drinkin', a-wanderin', drinkin', then a-wanderin' some more....errr, anyway..I don't wanna hafta be lobbin' any more of me worthless, poxy crew over the side, so's it's time to spread the word!
Lads and lasses, don yer eyepatch and yer sea boots, and take time to remember what REAL cannon are like!! Muzzleloaders, Arrrrrrgh...!
Long Live the Jolly Roger!
(PS..For those of the crew who are wonderin'...the floggings WILL continue until morale on board this tub improves, dammit! The Captain has spoken...arrgg...)