1. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't. Then punch them in the mouth.
2. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker," then piss
in his coffee and tell him he needs "a good bellybutton diddlying."
3. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard-then during the meeting put
one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie-then spit
the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and
say, "Beat that!"
4. Crap on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it
tell them its the fake plastic kind-when they try to pick it up, and realize
that their hand is full of crap, laugh and point.
5. Run down the hall with your noodle out while urinating all over and yell,
"It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it stops...look down
and say ... "Oh."
6. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front of your
pants.
7. Answer every question asked to you with "diddlyed if I know!" then call the
person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.
8. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts.
Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.
9. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom-stick it in your
butt-then return it and tell the person to smell it, when they tell you that
it smells bad-be like, "It should! I had it in my butt!"
10. Hang out by the water machine bent over with your pants down and a
mixture of ketchup of mayonnaise smeared on your amazinhunk, and say to all who
come by for a refreshing glass of water "Wow, the guy in the copy room sure
has a big cock."
