Congrats to the both of you!
The following is for Jenga. Just in case you would like Swoop to look into this program before walking down the aisle. We women need to stick together.   

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real ManThat's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
 FIRST YEAR
 Fall Schedule:
 MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
 MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
 MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
 MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
 Winter Schedule:
 MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
 MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
 MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
 EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
 EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
 ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
 Spring Schedule:
 MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
 MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
 MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
 MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
 ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
 SECOND YEAR
 Fall Schedule:
 SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
 SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
 SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
 MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (elective)
 Winter Schedule:
 MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
 MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
 MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
 MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
 MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
 Spring Schedule:
 MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
 MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Breaking Wind Is Not Necessary
 MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
 MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
 MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 
 Course Electives:
 EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
 EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
 EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
 MEN 231 Mother-in-laws
 MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
 MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
 ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her 

Yankee