Is something wrong with me?

[Shifty]

Originally posted by SuperDud


This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a LONG time! I feel dirty from just having read it:O

You are dirty. You dirty little dud.

[FBplmmr]

Originally posted by Reynolds
I was watching... well, i forget what movie, but I discovered something that disturbs me. Arnold Schwarzaneiger's voice relaxes me. I think its the german/austrian accent, because I have noticed the feeling before when hearing a similar accent. But for some reason, it feels like home. Is something wrong with me?

Ummm .. yeah ... some things you just shouldn't say out loud,  much less post on  the internet.

[Reynolds]

NOT LIKE THAT! Not in a gay way, just kinda like... I dont know... like if you were to leave your home for a very long time, and you heard an old friend's voice from back where you used to live. Kinda like home. And its not jsut him. I had a friend stay with us who was from Germany, and the same thing. Doesnt matter if they are male or female, its the accent... no idea why... And Saintaw, GREAT commercial!

[DiabloTX]

Reynolds, you need to check that ALL of your PM boxes are empty, not just the inbox, mmkay?

[Reynolds]

lol. mmkay. doing it right now.

[Neubob]

Reynolds, a suggestion:

Go write a commercially successful and critically acclaimed non-fiction book about some murders that took place in the Mid-West in the late 50s. After that, become a regular at Studio 54 and envelope yourself in your own self-indulgent, self-loathing quagmire... After your death, become a model for Dockers or Gap, or whatnot.

[DiabloTX]

Originally posted by Neubob
Reynolds, a suggestion:

Go write a commercially successful and critically acclaimed non-fiction book about some murders that took place in the Mid-West in the late 50s. After that, become a regular at Studio 54 and envelope yourself in your own self-indulgent, self-loathing quagmire... After your death, become a model for Dockers or Gap, or whatnot.

Or, he could just run for a political office!

[Neubob]

Originally posted by DiabloTX
Or, he could just run for a political office!

If he did, the ghost of Andy Warhol might be relucant to give him the reach-around.

[lukster]

Apparently there's more than a few million Kalifornians that feel the same.

[Reynolds]

WOW. It appears you cannot get over the fact that I am not gay. How sad for you.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by Reynolds
WOW. It appears you cannot get over the fact that I am not gay. How sad for you.

No, I cannot get over the fact that I like to derive humor from any and every source available. You supplied the source, I derived.

[Reynolds]

Unfortunately not everyone is joking. surely there are more than a few who didnt read all of this, they only read part and immediatly formed an oppinion, and have their minds so far in the gutter, that they cannot see a clean way to interperet things.

[Angus]

ROFL, you just saved my day.
I myself must confess that I am extremely comforted with a voice with German accent, but it must be a FEMALE voice
I am not referring to the velvety voice of Marlene Dietrich, but of my wife, who is German.

Was going to post a picture, but found none on the net.
Remember the movie "To be or not to be" with Mel Brooks?
Charles Durning was absolutely unforgettable as the Nazi officer,-
"Ve vill be veiting for you"

Then there is always Gert Froebe See this movie:

[Neubob]

Originally posted by Reynolds
Unfortunately not everyone is joking. surely there are more than a few who didnt read all of this, they only read part and immediatly formed an oppinion, and have their minds so far in the gutter, that they cannot see a clean way to interperet things.

IN a way, I see your point. Arnold's voice can be soothing, if you know that you're about to spend 2+ hours watching him kick bellybutton and blow **** up. Of course, you may be about to watch Kindergarten Cop or The Last Action Hero, so it may also be a curse.

[Gh0stFT]

Reynolds, Junge, komm' bald wieder, bald wieder nach Haus'! Junge, fahr' nie wieder, nie wieder hinaus!