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Offline Meatwad

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« on: September 28, 2006, 12:16:53 AM »
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.  
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.   Where does this person live?
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.  
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.  If this guy sees an accident, does he have an accident on himself?
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.  
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.  Gahhh.. get it away..
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.  
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erection.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.  
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.  I think this guy sells insurance
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.  Obviously this guy has never been to the DMV.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.  
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.  Someone get this guy some Lactade..
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.  I hope he doesn't live in the desert.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.  Trick or Treat
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.  
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.   Supercalafragilisticexpialido cious.. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.  
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.   Make the ringing stop!
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.  Serioulsy, you have to go sometime..
Verbophobia- Fear of words. How does this guy talk? Clicks?
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.
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Offline Billy Joe Bob

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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2006, 12:28:03 AM »
fear of japanese??? are some of these fake? :rofl
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2006, 12:30:02 AM »
Apparently not. I did a google search and had some 12,4000 results with the same definition :rofl
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2006, 12:42:34 AM »
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture

THATS ME!!! OH MY GOD, I feel so much better now that I have a name for it and I know I'm not alone!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2006, 12:44:53 AM »
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.

Am I the only one who sees the irony here?
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Offline Billy Joe Bob

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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2006, 12:48:00 AM »
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
WHY WHHYYY!?  :lol
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Re: Silly Phobias
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2006, 12:54:53 AM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.


Notice the first four letters of the one referencing, of all things, female genitalia.
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2006, 01:19:24 AM »
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.

Dont make fun of us.

...they look just plain creepy.
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2006, 02:37:09 AM »
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Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.

Who or what TF are the Walloons?:huh
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Offline Blooz

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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2006, 05:07:58 AM »
Does Telephonophobia have sub categories?

While I don't fear telephones or answering telephones I do fear making calls on telephones.
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 06:34:43 AM »
rpm, the Walloons are the French-speaking Belgians from the area of Wallonia.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2006, 12:36:46 PM »
Phobophobia - fear of phobias

What about fear of fear? Rooseveltobia? ;)
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2006, 12:48:15 PM »
I suffer from Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2006, 12:55:26 PM »
They are watching you, Laser.
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2006, 01:28:44 PM »
I have Laboraphobia- fear of work
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