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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: September 30, 2006, 04:29:43 PM »
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be  alert and remain cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

 Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

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BEER DANGER
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2006, 04:35:03 PM »
Hmm.. didnt work for me. She went from ugly to gross :D

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2006, 04:41:51 PM »
You havent had enough beer yet then.

Suggest chasing your beers with a quality whiskey to enhance the effect :)
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2006, 05:38:40 PM »
sadly i must admit to being a victim of the date rape drug "beer", and more than once.

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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2006, 06:37:26 PM »
How can it be date rape when YOU GUYS are constantly buying US ber so you can get US drunk and take us home to try an dget in our pants?

As for the video, you have been warned guys, find a girl while your sober, THEN get drunk.

I swear, you guys are easily amussed:D

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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2006, 06:56:12 PM »
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How can it be date rape when YOU GUYS are constantly buying US ber so you can get US drunk and take us home to try an dget in our pants?

As for the video, you have been warned guys, find a girl while your sober, THEN get drunk.

I swear, you guys are easily amussed:D


The ones we buy beer for are no problem.
Its the ones that wantto buy US beers we have to watch out for.

But. if you ask nicely I might let you buy me a beer ;)

the things that amuse me. Arent allowed to be posted here LMAO
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2006, 02:16:58 PM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
The ones we buy beer for are no problem.
Its the ones that wantto buy US beers we have to watch out for.

But. if you ask nicely I might let you buy me a beer ;)

the things that amuse me. Arent allowed to be posted here LMAO



Yea I'd be worried about that too.

Why? I have beer in the fridge.

Yea I have soem of it in my email :) (saved)

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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2006, 02:21:07 PM »
It takes even less to amuse me because I have nothing better to do right now
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2006, 02:22:21 PM »
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It takes even less to amuse me because I have nothing better to do right now


Yea but you don't email me amuseing things

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2006, 02:32:08 PM »
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Why? I have beer in the fridge.

Yea I have soem of it in my email :) (saved)


Might want to re read. I didnt say buy "you" a beer lol


LMAO heh
Some of the milder stuff perhaps. ;)

Could be worse...alot worse LMAO
 
You realise I decided to use the backpace key a whole bunch of times
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« Last Edit: October 01, 2006, 02:44:34 PM by DREDIOCK »
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2006, 02:36:15 PM »
#1 your totally lost on :) so let me explain, why would I have to buy you a beer, I can just GO GET ONE FROM THE FRIDGE ( comprendae?)

#2 milder? you have worse? Give it to me baby LOL

#3 and your point?

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2006, 02:45:30 PM »
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Yea but you don't email me amuseing things


I never have anything good to email anyway.  Anyways, I dont think you would like getting any more spam in your email then you do already
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2006, 02:47:05 PM »
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Originally posted by dmf
#1 your totally lost on :) so let me explain, why would I have to buy you a beer, I can just GO GET ONE FROM THE FRIDGE ( comprendae?)

#2 milder? you have worse? Give it to me baby LOL

#3 and your point?



1 ahhhh ok, gotcha

2 lmao be careful of what you ask for

3.ok
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2006, 02:49:27 PM »
#1  Don't go to clubs to drink beer...to expensive.

#2  Don't let Hags buy you beer!

#3 If you're still there and the lights come on and the words "Last Call" ring in your ears.... you've been there tooooo long.

#4 Never let a woman escort you out of a club, unless it's your wife.  The unknown woman willl be laffin.  You'll wake up alone in a motel room with no wallet. And yer donut will hurt!

#5  Just stay home and get Flubbed Duck!

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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2006, 03:05:13 PM »
Once I was stupid anough to have that "blind date"...

Well guys... if not beer I wouldn't survive:cool: