> TOP 10 REASONS
> FOR BEING AMERICAN:
> 1. You can have a woman president without electing her
> 2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
> 3. You can call Budweiser beer
> 4. You can be a crook and still be president
> 5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
> 6. If you can breathe you can get a gun
> 7. You get to be really obese
> 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and
> nobody seems to care.
> 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
> 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
> 10a. When you're not.
> 10b. At all.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
> 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
> 2. Proper beer
> 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket
> 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
> 5. Union jack underpants
> 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
> 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
> 8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
> 9. Ditto changing underwear
> 10. Beats being Welsh.
> 10a. Or Scottish
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN:
> 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
> 2.Unembarrassed to wear fur.
> 3. No need to worry about tax returns
> 4. Glorious military history prior to 400ad
> 5. Can wear sunglasses inside
> 6. Political stability
> 7. Flexible working hours
> 8. Live near the Pope
> 9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
> 10. Country run by Sicilian murderers
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :
> 1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes
> 2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
> 3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
> 4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
> 5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
> 6. Honesty
> 7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight
> clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
> 8. You get to eat bulls' testicles
> 9. Gibraltar
> 10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN:
> 1.
> 2.
> 3.
> 4.
> 5.
> 6.
> 7.
> 8.
> 9.
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>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN:
> 1. Chicken Madras
> 2. Lamb Passanda
> 3. Onion Bhaji
> 4. Bombay Potato
> 5. Chicken Tikka Masala
> 6. Rogan Josh
> 7. Popadoms
> 8. Chicken Dopiaza
> 9. Meat Boona
> 10. Kingfisher lager
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:
> 1.You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH:
> 1. Guinness
> 2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives
> 3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road
> 4. Pubs never close
> 5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second
> Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't
> have sex with a condom on.
> 6. No one can ever remember the night before
> 7. Kill people you don't agree with
> 8. Stew
> 9. More Guinness
> 10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the
> morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN:
> 1. It beats being an American.
> 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
> the ground.
> 3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
> 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
> the ground.
> 5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
> 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her
> popularity ratings will rise.
> 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
> the ground.
> 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge diddlyoff shotguns and cover your
> house in their skins
> 9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
> 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
> to the ground
>
> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN:
> 1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no
> civilized nation on earth wanted.
> 2. Fosters Lager
> 3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for
> 40,000 years because you think it belongs to You.
> 4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
> 5. Tact and sensitivity
> 6. Bondi Beach.
> 7. Other beaches.
> 8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals
> 9. Drinking cold lager on the beach
> 10. Being part of the commonwealth, and having the Queen as your
> figurehead.
>
>
>TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN;
>1.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>2.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>3.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>4.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>5.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>6.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>7.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>8.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>9.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>10.2876 kinds of beer today Vs 13.000.000 Inhabitants
>10a.We also Import other Beers...
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