A penguin is driving through Arizona when his oil light comes on. So he
pulls
over to a service station to see what the problem is. The attendant tells
him
to come back in an hour after he has had a chance to look at the car.
So the penguin goes for a walk and comes upon an ice cream stand. He's a
penguin, he's in Arizona, it's really hot, so he decides that a big bowl
of
vanilla ice cream would be very refreshing. He sits down to eat but of
course,
he has no hands, so he just buries his face in the bowl and makes a great
mess.
By the time he is done he has ice cream all over him. He is embarrassed
because
he can't clean himself up, but he heads back to the service station.
When he sees the mechanic, he says, "Did you find out what's wrong with my
car?"
The mechanic replies, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," says the penguin, "it's just ice cream."
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