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Offline GtoRA2

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« on: October 09, 2006, 05:29:48 PM »
I mean an Army of one seemed stupid, but maybe they were trying to apeal to the teen gamer, make him think he will be rambo or something but...



Army Strong?

What are we cave men? Army strong, food good, women good Zug zug?


Army strong!



Maybe they should hire the Marine marketing guy.
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2006, 06:26:29 PM »
"I am Army hear me roar"   they could get Helen Reddy ;)
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2006, 06:54:19 PM »
Mongo straight!
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 06:55:56 PM »
"We got guns n chit"...now thats what I would use!
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2006, 07:16:43 PM »
"An army of one" always appealed to me quite a bit.  "Army strong" just sounds like something retarded a DI makes you grunt when you're doing pushups.
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2006, 10:35:47 PM »
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"We got guns n chit"...now thats what I would use!




:rofl :rofl  AND it would be effective!
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2006, 10:43:28 PM »
lmao...that is my Martin Lawrence influence...i forgot what movie he says that in, but its hilarious
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2006, 10:59:04 PM »
IMO R. Lee Emery would be a good spokesman for a commerical
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2006, 11:19:51 PM »
Every time I heard "An army of one" I couldn't help but think of Patton rolling over in his grave.  


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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2006, 11:52:25 PM »
They should go with "U.S. Army...the goods guys, remember?"
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2006, 11:54:32 PM »
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They should go with "U.S. Army...the goods guys, remember?"


:rofl

Oh man it's so bad that I'm laughing.  I apologize :D
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2006, 12:01:36 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2006, 12:19:50 AM »
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IMO R. Lee Emery would be a good spokesman for a commerical


He was a marine wasn't he? I woulda thought a marine would fall on his own bayonet before becoming a mouthpiece for the army?
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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2006, 07:22:01 AM »
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He was a marine wasn't he? I woulda thought a marine would fall on his own bayonet before becoming a mouthpiece for the army?


Yea but for the right price

Money talks and all that good stuff.


What they need to do is apeal to all the gangbangers to join up.

Then we culd kill two birds with one stone so's to speak.

"If you think the crips and bloods are badass. Do one of our drivebys"
Follow that up with an Apache blowing the crap outa something
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2006, 09:38:39 AM »
I guess it's a good thing none of you work on Madison Ave. Read yesterday that the army exceeded their recruitment goal for the third quarter. So they must be doing something right.
 

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