Been on the road the last week.. missing the flying terribly. But heard a good one I gotta share..
A guy walks into a bar, all pissed off; orders a drink and announces loudly to the barkeep that "..all Lawyers are f**kin amazinhunks."
A guy at the end of the bar stands up and sez "Hey; I heard that... and I resent that remark." The first guy sez "Why?? You a f**kin Lawyer??"
"Nope." Sez the second... "I'm an f**kin amazinhunk"
Had ta share it with somebody. Lonely on the road
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