I need your help

[Raptor]

I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.

[Slash27]

Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.

Is it really a majority or is it a minority that claims to be the majority and makes a lot of fuss in doing so?  Otherwise is looks like you are doing great.

[kamilyun]

Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.

Try these (in no particular order)

1.  Check your score/stats often
2.  Join a mega-squad
3.  Follow a conga line of green dots
4.  Stop giving 's and start giving 's
5.  Call anyone who shoots you down a (pick one) vulcher, HOtard or cherry picker
6.  Call out furballers, landgrabbers and toolshedders...in a single post
7.  Demand your style of play be enforced in the MA...heck, all arenas.
8.  Tell HT how to run HTC better

[mussie]

Easy fix raptor...

Start smoking 10 - 12 packs a day....

Do this for six months...

Stop smoking (Cold Turkey) then start Playing AH and Cruise the BBS, I assure you that you will sound like em real quick.....

[nirvana]

Promptly state on the BBs how much you hate the game and how if no one will play your way, then it's the highway...for them.  Tell HTC you will sue them if you don't get your way.  If none of that works redo the first step but continually lurk on the boards and take pot shots at 1 or 2 people for no reason other then to staisfy your blood thirst.  After you're PNG'ed return under an obvious but definatly non humourous shade account:cool: .


Or continue laughing like a meth crazed chihuahua.

[hubsonfire]

Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.

Raptor, you have been infected with a little virus we like to call, "enlightenment".

[Xasthur]

Originally posted by Raptor

- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions

Hahahahaha



Probably one of the funniest things i have seen on here.

[Schatzi]

Raptor, im afraid i have bad news...... sounds to me like youre fatally ill.


Let me know when you feel it coming to an end... i need the proxy kill for my stats.

[JB88]

Originally posted by Schatzi
sounds to me like youre fatally ill.
Let me know when you feel it coming to an end... i need the proxy kill for my stats.

now THAT"S funny.

[Major Biggles]

Nice one raptor

Needed a good chuckle

[lazs2]

careful...or you will end up saying that you are gonna quit forever over the next change and take 90 of your closest and dearest friends with you.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's

[101ABN]

Originally posted by kamilyun
Try these (in no particular order)

1.  Check your score/stats often
2.  Join a mega-squad
3.  Follow a conga line of green dots
4.  Stop giving 's and start giving 's
5.  Call anyone who shoots you down a (pick one) vulcher, HOtard or cherry picker
6.  Call out furballers, landgrabbers and toolshedders...in a single post
7.  Demand your style of play be enforced in the MA...heck, all arenas.
8.  Tell HT how to run HTC better

ha ha ha ha ha.... very very true.... ha ha ha ha

[Shuffler]

Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.

A typical statement from someone who draws smiley faces on all his ammo rounds....

[Flatbar]

Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
 

It's called 'Old Flatulence', welcome to club mellow.

[Guppy35]

Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.

Sounds perfectly normal to me

Raptor's just confused cause he can't out auger me yet.