Author Topic: Whats Yer Pirate Name? Arrrg (Read 2303 times)

BaDkaRmA158Th · « **Reply #75 on:** August 20, 2007, 03:17:02 AM »

Artist: Flogging molly
Song: Salty Dog
Album: Swagger

I'll wait for you till I turn blue
There's nothin' more a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight form Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep

Blackened was the banshee's wail
These boot will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
Till Cortez came an' when so did you
From the ashes charred and blue
Smellin' like a Salty Dog
Back from Hell where you belong

Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
The Antichrist aboard a rig
With us your cutthroat thieves
The ship went down we all near drowned
Ya stood there on the deck
Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
And dragged you from the wreck

They threw a rope around yer neck
To watch you dance the jig of death
Then left ya for the starvin' crows
Hoverin' like hungry potatos
One flew down plucked out yer eye
The other he had in his sights
Ya snarled at him, said leave me be
I need the bugger so I can see

"YAAAAR"

Slash27 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 20, 2007, 06:18:27 AM »

Capt Blueballs Magillacutty

4deck · « **Reply #77 on:** August 20, 2007, 07:48:17 AM »

Your pirate name is:
Captain Tom Bonney

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

AWMac · « **Reply #78 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:41:55 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
whenever i think that ive gone over the deep end i always try to remind myself to look up mac's last post. clears that worry right up.

Hmmmmm... seems to me it's best to be in the "Deep End" of the Gene Pool than the "Shallow End".

I rest my case, the Defense rests and you all can play with the rest....

"Parade Rest!"

Mac

AWMac · « **Reply #79 on:** August 20, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »

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Originally posted by texasmom
LOL Mac ~
Yeah, I'm feeling a little bit like a cheater for having gone back & taken it a 2nd time after thinking Dirty Ethel Read was a horrible name. My most sincere pirate apologies to your Great Grannie!

Not a prob Mom... in fact we are somewhat very proud of Great Grandma Dirt.

If it wasn't for her they would be missing a great amount of Pirate lingo.

She was well endowed, hence the saying, "Treasure Chest".

She was very active .. errr lets say in calming of the meanest of Pirates.. hence.."Be prepared to give up the Booty!!!".
And to add just one more from a dazed yet satisfied Pirate "Shiver Me Timbers...".

Also she penned the song "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor" and the Famous saying "Yo, Ho Ho".

We are still very proud of Great Grandma Dirt, Hook Arm and Wooden Leg.
Those were her Sisters. Born Triplets from different Pirates.

BTW the confusing thing throughout the stories is that she sent Davy Jones to his Locker... several times... don't know why all he had in there was Whale Oil?

Mac

AWMac · « **Reply #80 on:** August 20, 2007, 01:59:03 PM »

HaaaaaaaaaaaaR

Mac

Word

Curval · « **Reply #81 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:02:10 PM »

Dirty Sanchez

You are a sick twisted pirate. Other pirates fear you and the signature mark you smear on your vicims which resembles a dirty Mexican moustashe.

AWMac · « **Reply #82 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:05:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
Dirty Sanchez

You are a sick twisted pirate. Other pirates fear you and the signature mark you smear on your vicims which resembles a dirty Mexican moustashe.

And you have an endless collection of chains, broken locks and Missing MoPeds!!!!

HaaaaaaR

whiteman · « **Reply #83 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:17:14 PM »

Iron William Rackham

whiteman · « **Reply #84 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:29:35 PM »

Iron William Rackham

RAIDER14 · « **Reply #85 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:39:24 PM »

Calico William Rackham

USRanger · « **Reply #86 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:37:04 PM »

Dirty Tom Vane

Aaaarrrrrr!!!!1

AKIron · « **Reply #87 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:41:23 PM »

I don't need no steenkin' web site to tatoo me honorific. Call me Long John Iron, arghhhhhh.

texasmom · « **Reply #88 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:43:08 PM »

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Originally posted by Slash27
Capt Blueballs Magillacutty

Did you cheat on the thing too slash?

vorticon · « **Reply #89 on:** August 20, 2007, 10:48:39 PM »

Bloody Tom Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!