Author Topic: Rare Recording Of Nilsen found! (Read 405 times)

DREDIOCK · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 12:15:22 PM »

The Nilsen Song

It just...fits LMAO

Nilsen · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 12:20:08 PM »

... and im comming to your house next Dreid so lock up yer daughters and lock up yer rum!

HARR!!!

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 12:33:35 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
... and im comming to your house next Dreid so lock up yer daughters and lock up yer rum!

HARR!!!

LMAO

Well my Daughter is only 10 so you might not wanna go that route.
IF thats not enough to deter you
Her incessant jabbering would drive you crazy enough cause you to probably want to loose some ballast before you so much as weighed anchor anyway.
IF not be prepaired to have an earful as she is to talking. what sharks are to eating. Non stop.
And you better know each and every single item on your ship and anything you may encounter on the trip down to the most minute detail.
What it is. why it is where it is. what is it made out of. down to the most raw material.Where it was made. How it was made, who made it. The names of the families of who made it and their entire ancestory

You can have all the rum you can carry if you take my wife with you though.
I'll even throw in a few bottles of whiskey and a bottle of Fine Port wine.

And her car
You need food for the trip? I'll go shopping tomorrow.
anything else you need?.. really ANYTHING you want.well almost anything.

How soon can you get here???

Nilsen · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 12:56:31 PM »

lol

I just remembered that i have another apointment Dred.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:53:25 PM »

How about a Sword?
Every Pirate needs a sword right?
You can have my sword. And my sons knife collection.
A couple fine pewter beer mugs
You like antiques? I have a bunch of antique wrenches. and a few straight edge shaving razors still sharp enough to shave with.
and a US flag with 48 stars.

Lesseee what else I have around here...

Cats!
Hey you like cats? You can have 3 of em. If you dont want to keep em you can always use em for bait

Oh and you can have her computer too. Hey its only a Socket A but never hurts to have a spare.
Oak desk comes with it.

::Looking around:: theres gotta be more stuff I can offer here

Nilsen · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:58:07 PM »

quit bothering me... i said i was busy alright!?!

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:18:26 PM »

heh. every man has his price

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:19:15 PM »

I'll paint your boat for ya?

Nilsen · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:20:17 PM »

you dont paint a boat like that...

doesnt matter. i said i was busy

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:20:35 PM »

What? you gotta problem with my wife??
she aint good enough for ya?????!

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:21:21 PM »

How about a new sail?

Nilsen · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:31:56 PM »

well.. you kinda blew it when you said "paint your boat" if you had atleast gotten that right then you may have ahd a shot.

I havent seen your wife yet, but you could post some pics. I can take a fair bit of naggin if all her parts are good and if she can cook.

JB88 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2006, 04:19:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen

I havent seen your wife yet, but you could post some pics. I can take a fair bit of naggin if all her parts are good and if she can cook.

for the love of GOD and all things right and true. please. i beg of you. don't...

no...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh. hey! nice ...

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:30:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
well.. you kinda blew it when you said "paint your boat" if you had atleast gotten that right then you may have ahd a shot.

I havent seen your wife yet, but you could post some pics. I can take a fair bit of naggin if all her parts are good and if she can cook.

Well there went that idea.
Least you didnt ask about sex

Well its either sight unseen or nothing. I'll pay ya for sight unseen.

She can cook.....kinda. Well its edible anyway
But she can cook two things very well. Baked Ziti. and Chicken soup.

I am BY FAR. As in lightyears far a better cook then her. (lol dont beleive me ask my kids)
And Im better looking too and all my parts still work.

Heyyyyyy.
Maybe you can take me instead!

Meatwad · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:03:20 PM »