Author Topic: Quote of the day (Read 1318 times)

NATEDOG · « **Reply #30 on:** October 25, 2006, 04:07:24 PM »

I saw a baby with a t-shirt on that said " I spent 9 months in the hole "

Skuzzy · « **Reply #31 on:** October 25, 2006, 04:09:37 PM »

Angus · « **Reply #32 on:** October 25, 2006, 04:12:31 PM »

I was eating sheep-heads for supper. I was asked by a German girl who is currently in the household "why do you eet ziz?". The reply : "because if you have a dinner that looks at you, you're never dining alone".
(I was a bachelor and living alone too much I guess)

Flatbar · « **Reply #33 on:** October 25, 2006, 05:35:42 PM »

My Great Grandmother used to say:

'That darned Itis family has moved in with us, and that Arthur is the worst one of that bunch'.

mentalguy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 25, 2006, 05:42:28 PM »

When people ask me why I act stupid, I go "I'm autistic, whats your excuse?"

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 25, 2006, 06:12:04 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by lasersailor184
"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Halo · « **Reply #36 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:02:07 PM »

Nothing will do everything, but something will do anything.

-- epiphany after sipping Drambuie in crushed ice and Slinkying down two >flights< of stairs.

LLv34_Camouflage · « **Reply #37 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:04:35 PM »

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Shaky · « **Reply #38 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:18:33 PM »

One from my line of work...

"All bleeding stops.....eventually."

doobs · « **Reply #39 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:28:48 PM »

saw this on a bumper sticker in Buffalo, only hockey fans will get it

jesus saves....but Satan knocks in the rebound

I miss my wife.....but my aim is getting better.

rpm · « **Reply #40 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:05:54 PM »

One of my Dad's favorite lines: "Even a blind sow finds an acorn now and then."

Ripper29 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:10:18 PM »

Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid.
John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"

icemaw · « **Reply #42 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:35:31 PM »

from the 3 wise men

when i nod my head you hit it

one of my personal favorites

next time your passing by - - - - why dont you

dont go away mad - - - - just go away

Masherbrum · « **Reply #43 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:37:25 PM »

My father - "You'll start out laughin' and someone will end up cryin' "

My deceased friend - "Watch this..." This was usually the signal of something stupid, but funny that was about to happen.

Heater · « **Reply #44 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:02:17 AM »

Men spend the first 9 months of there life trying to get out, and the rest of there life trying to get right back in.