Author Topic: Quote of the day (Read 1294 times)

Skuzzy · « **on:** October 24, 2006, 04:39:12 PM »

Ever just stumble into some phrase that makes you giggle a bit? This one whacked my funny bone.

"Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

How about you guys/gals?

Roscoroo · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2006, 04:45:15 PM »

Roflmrao ...

"You want to be more careful, hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something."

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:14:18 PM »

"Sorry I showed up late to work. Your gona be late punching out now. But thats not my fault."

cav58d · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:15:50 PM »

See rules 4, 5 and 15 =)

lmao good quote skuzzy, that's really funny

icemaw · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:21:26 PM »

she is like a moped fun to ride. but you would not want your friends to know you was riding it.

Regular · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:21:29 PM »

"You're Y.D.A.F.O.C!"

Kuhn · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:36:14 PM »

FiLtH · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:38:29 PM »

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:39:23 PM »

"Its only funny till someone gets hurt.
then its Hillarious"

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:40:16 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by FiLtH
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Engineers apply a different version of this one.

"If it aint broke. Fix it till it is"

Halo · « **Reply #10 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:55:57 PM »

Waaaaaaaahh, Skuzzy ... what happened to Saint Skuzzylas dispensing presents and computer benevolence to good little Aces Highers all over the world ... (coiling and uncoiling into oblivion ...)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:57:20 PM »

Then there is the corollary:

"It ain't broke until I fix it."

Apply that to any women wearing high heels, weilding a screwdriver, hammer, or power saw.

doobs · « **Reply #12 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:57:32 PM »

Can ya tell me how to get where I am from here?

try it sometime, pull over ask a pedestrian like your lost.

ROC · « **Reply #13 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:59:08 PM »

"Hey! Watch This!......................"

Skuzzy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:41:44 PM »

Hehe, good ones doobs, ROC.

Halo, whatever your drinking, send me the name of it,... I want to be sure it never gets close to me.