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Offline Holden McGroin

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« on: October 28, 2006, 11:38:43 PM »
Why is the nanny state increasing?

Why is whining on the increase?

Why are our children banned from playing tag?

here's why
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2006, 01:00:09 AM »
The answer is really simple.  Genetics.  It's clear for european states.

During WW2, all the real men went off and fought in the war.  Most of the european men died.  The only men left were the pansies.  Thus, the only men left to breed with were girly men.

Same thing happened here around the Vietnam Era.  The "Real Man" started losing ground to the "Girly Man" around the same time as we started to lose the vietnam war.  Women started breeding with the "Girly Man," and ever since then testosterone levels have been falling sharply.
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2006, 07:13:49 AM »
the "man purse" would be a direct and shocking effect of this testosterone level decrease!

I believe the decrease can be traced to global cooling and the "shrinkage" it causes!

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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2006, 07:41:06 AM »
Interesting point of view lasersailor. Why are you alive? Did you dad give birth to you before he went and died in some war, or was he a girly man/ pansie?

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2006, 07:45:22 AM »
Superheroes are born in cabbages, not from mere mortals.
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2006, 08:27:52 AM »
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Interesting point of view lasersailor. Why are you alive? Did you dad give birth to you before he went and died in some war, or was he a girly man/ pansie?


Lasersailor you have just been served.
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2006, 08:37:53 AM »
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Interesting point of view lasersailor. Why are you alive? Did you dad give birth to you before he went and died in some war, or was he a girly man/ pansie?


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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2006, 08:46:36 AM »
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Interesting point of view lasersailor. Why are you alive? Did you dad give birth to you before he went and died in some war, or was he a girly man/ pansie?


i think his dad was one of the americans that went to europe twice in the last century to kick european butt. americans fight to win not to die.

Gen Patton: i don't expect you to die for your country, i expect you to kill the enemy so he can die for his country. (paraphrase)

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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2006, 08:49:09 AM »
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i think his dad was one of the americans that went to europe twice in the last century to kick european butt. americans fight to win not to die.

Gen Patton: i don't expect you to die for your country, i expect you to kill the enemy so he can die for his country. (paraphrase)


His dad must be really old.

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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2006, 08:51:50 AM »
Thaths what happenths over time when men dethide ith ok to become more thenthative
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2006, 08:52:55 AM »
Obviously this study didn't include MLB players
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2006, 09:02:02 AM »
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Interesting point of view lasersailor. Why are you alive? Did you dad give birth to you before he went and died in some war, or was he a girly man/ pansie?


I never said my dad was the manliest.  But he's definately not a "Sensitive" type.  He survived two wars, his father survived the big war...


Americans didn't pay nearly as high of a price as some european countries did.
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2006, 09:16:46 AM »
so lasersailor184's dad killed all the heterosexual men in europe?

he had a really tough time scoring over there
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lasersailor184's dad = teh hitlar:mad: :mad: :mad:

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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2006, 09:49:17 AM »
LOL... as I have said... allow women and womenly men to vote to take away your rights and this is what you get.

We need less government and we need to start by throwing out every democrat and rolling back every tax.   less money and they have less power.

They tell us what our kids will be taught.. they tell us how much we have to pay employees and what kind of things we can consume and they make us pay for it by extorting taxes from us under pain of death.

private property rights are more of a joke every year and individuals are looked at as being antisocial... the second amendment is ignored.

for the last 50 years or so we have all looked to government to take something from someone else to give to us..  We let people who don't know anything about us or how we live vote on what we are able to do and what rights we are able to keep based on what works for them in a filthy sardine can blue area.

The federal government has taken/trumped away allmost every states rights for self government.

All womanly crap....so yeah... big surprise

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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2006, 11:15:42 AM »
Lazs,
This is radical thinking. :D

Not sure I can agree about the women voting part though.
Many I know have been brought up to take care of themselves and their own with out putting out their hand for government assistance, what we call Pride and Responsibility, they vote accordingly, and I say more power to them!
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