Ollie and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin. Ole is in need of a new milk
cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota.
He drives over to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see
if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ollie is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and
reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and
the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so after some
discussion, Ollie decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come here and look at dis
new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."
Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says,
"You bought this cow in Minnesota, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right, how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."
