Author Topic: Why mommy is a Democrat (Read 996 times)

VOR · « **on:** November 15, 2006, 06:43:01 PM »

This is a great new children's book. You can order it here and begin the indoctrination of your own children, or simply do nothing and let the public school system do it for you!
http://littledemocrats.net/index.html

Some sample pages:

While the squirrel family shares and shares alike, the mean rich people walk right past the poor man on the park bench with his hat out. Someone should do something!

Oh no! Look out Mr. Park Bench Guy! It's teh rampaging elephant, and he's trying to kill you again! Someone should do something!

Everyone deserves an Ivy-League education, not just the rich people who can afford it. Those rich people should pay for us to go, too. Someone should do something!

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2006, 06:49:16 PM »

DiabloTX · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2006, 06:49:22 PM »

OHh NOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHZZzzzzzz!!!!!111!1!11!

TeH biG eephal elufant!1!!!!1111

john9001 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2006, 06:57:28 PM »

the big rich elephant that steals all the peanuts from the poor little monkeys.

cav58d · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:01:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman

HAHAHA..thats great sandman

VOR · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:09:47 PM »

7- Members should remember this board is aimed at a general audience. Posting pornographic or generally offensive text, images, links, etc. will not be tolerated. This includes attempts to bypass the profanity filter.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:51:36 PM »

Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll". Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.

Booz · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:20:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll". Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.

You missed that whole church thing eh?

midnight Target · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:22:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Nice! Lefties are brainwashing children with politics at an early age, while the lefties on the board just say "troll". Personally, if this was republicans doing it, I'd be outraged.

Go for it...

http://www.republicangifts.com/products/rg1043.htm

sluggish · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:26:20 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Go for it...

http://www.republicangifts.com/products/rg1043.htm

There is absolutely no relation between a future President t shirt and that socialist propaganda in the other thread.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:28:12 PM »

Russell the Republican cat is a t-shirt?

Where do I get one???

midnight Target · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:30:46 PM »

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A charming book about the day-to-day world of a cat named Russell who has republican values.

I guess it takes a pinko lib to follow a link.

sluggish · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:31:19 PM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Russell the Republican cat is a t-shirt?

Where do I get one???

Wierd. the first time I hit the link I got this-

http://www.republicangifts.com/kidsgifts.php

I stand corrected. OH! THE OUTRAGE!!

Shamus · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:40:01 PM »

Keep in mind, only one side is propaganda the other is valuable information for formative young minds, just depends on the flavor of kool aid you like.

And if you dont buy into any of it you are a cowardly fence sitter.

shamus

ByeBye · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:41:35 PM »

I think the Dems kiddie book is interesting in that it depicts pretty much helpless little squirls that are unable to defend themselves.

They should show a family of them all working to gather food, with one little guy who is able to help gather food, but does nothing but sleep all day as the other's work hard to gather it. Then, the mommy comes and takes a little food from all the others and gives it to the worthless bum who refuses to work. Everybody is happy to work for the bum.

Then at night a cat comes into their tree and starts to eat one of the kids. Mommy comes out to try to become friends with the cat and gets killed next. Then daddy comes home and searches for his gun in order to save the others. He looks in his gun safe and, instead of his gun finds a helpful note. "Did you know that Guns are dangerous?"

Russel is a republican. He is self sufficient and can fend for himself. If you try to screw with Russel, he has the means and the will to mess you up pretty bad!