Author Topic: cow abductions (Read 330 times)

JB88 · « **on:** November 16, 2006, 05:54:19 PM »

cowabduction.com

stumbled into this one...the eyewitness accounts are great.

john9001 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:06:23 PM »

back in the day, we called that cattle rustling, and we hung the rustlers unless we shot them first.

Meatwad · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:19:24 PM »

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:45:11 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
back in the day, we called that cattle rustling, and we hung the rustlers unless we shot them first.

Well if you watched the video you would know its now called "Cattle Terrorism" LMAO

dmf · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2006, 07:14:55 PM »

Must be redneck cows, everybody know only rednecks get abducted

Guess thats what happens when you try to "git er dun"

AWMac · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2006, 02:07:57 AM »

Here in Oklahoma we teach cattle at a young age *calves fer you city slickers* the art of....

Cow Fu...

*singin* "All dem was Cow Fu Fightin, Hooves as fast as Lightning..."

Mac

Saintaw · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2006, 04:17:14 AM »

"cattle terrorism" ....

I take it some of your diners must already have some "'terrorist sauce", "fries a la osama" or "bagdhad kebab"

Bodhi · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2006, 11:51:37 AM »

Aliens like steak too!

dmf · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2006, 07:14:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Aliens like steak too!

And who told you this?

Yoshimbo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2006, 07:29:33 PM »

WTF!?