Not to mention a big intimdating "command voice" that he uses on people who bother him.
I tell you what, I saw a video on Youtube, it was like 15 ninjas against Lasersailor. Now, don't get my wrong, Laser is a pretty intimidating 6'4 275 lbs of pure internet muscle... but even so, against 15 ninjas I was like "oh man, this will get ugly!".
But then, he just put his hands on his hips, and slowly turned in a circle, and looked each ninja in the eye in turn.
And in turn, they fell to their knees, and cut open their OWN BELLYS!
How cool is that? And by cool I mean TOTALLY SWEET!
edit: mis-described Chuck's sensai.