Well let's watch the telly then.
Yes
What's that on the tellevision then?
Looks like a penguin.
No, no, no, I didn't mean what's on the television set, I meant what programme.
Oh.
It's funny that penguin being there innit? What's it doing there?
Standing.
I can see that!
If it lays an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set.
We'll have to watch that. Unless it's a male.
Ooh, I never thought of that.
Yes, looks fairly butch.
Per'aps it's from next door.
Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic.
Burma.
Why did say Burma?
I panicked.
Oh. Perhaps it's from the zoo.
Which zoo?
How should I know which zoo? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernowski.
How does Doctor Bernowski know which zoo it came from?
He knows everything.
Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life. Anyway, if it came from the zoo, it would have 'property of the zoo' stamped on it.
No it wouldn't. They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion.
They stamp them when they're small.
What happens when they moult?
Lions don't moult.
No, but penguins do. There, I've run rings around you logically.
Oh, intercourse the penguin.
. . . . . . .
On the TV screen there now appears an announcer.
TV Announcer: It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
The penguin on top of the set now explodes.
How did he know that was going to happen?!
TV Announcer It was an inspired guess. And now...
Cut to picture of a shin.
