Author Topic: Just in Time for Christmas! (Read 654 times)

Rolex · « **on:** November 24, 2006, 01:11:54 AM »

Number of Players: 3

Game Description:
Large paper maps with moveable plastic game pieces. Knight, Bishop and Rook Aifields, Vehicle bases, Fleets and Strategic Targets. Players recruit neighborhood girls and younger sisters to act as plotters, then bark orders and move pieces to win the war.

Additional Materials:
Audio CD. Includes actual recorded voices from online version to enhance realism. Sample audio:

"OMG! They took A21! We're going to lose the war!!"
"Everyone come to A12 NOW!"
"Someone make a mission, or we're going to lose the war!"
"Everyone join my mission NOW!"
"Move the fleet to P12, you idiot!"
"You ******** just want to furball and we'll lose the war!"

Manufacturer Suggested Age: Suitable for 12 to 18 year olds

DiabloTX · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:14:03 AM »

Wow...all at once I remember why I quit playing AH. Thanks!

JB88 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:14:05 AM »

Masherbrum · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2006, 01:16:35 AM »

Rumor is, the "Deluxe Edition" includes Lollipops and a Tower for the "Desktop Generals to sit while directing".

Ball · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:15:15 AM »

Saintaw · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:04:34 AM »

Sugoi

deSelys · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:46:33 AM »

Ahhh the memories....

Nilsen · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2006, 04:14:59 AM »

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2006, 08:03:18 AM »

Looks to me like someone was a rook or a knight last night in one of the LW arenas

I was at a VH base for a while
And some what to me sounded like a 10 year old little general upped and started trying to bark orders at everyone.

I never knew there were so many polite ways to tell someone to STFU
Which was the general concensus of all that were present

Unfortunately. it takes alot longer that way then jus saying STFU.
And you could tell that that is exactly what they wanted to say.

I am proud to say they showed remarkable restraint in not doing just that as they might have had it been an adult.

I tip my hat to them

john9001 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2006, 08:21:57 AM »

you mean someone caused a reset last night and spoiled the furballers fun? meanys.

megadud · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2006, 08:27:09 AM »

furball err ball got a bootleg copy from a hobo for a uhh something the MPs will pwn me for saying. But he got the rest of his orphanage to play along and all it is is bomber dweebs basetakings and hordes galore.

I'd buy it....

Catalyst · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2006, 08:45:50 AM »

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Originally posted by john9001
you mean someone caused a reset last night and spoiled the furballers fun? meanys.

why moan against furballers, just grab a D9 and zip them mother*******

john9001 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2006, 08:59:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Catalyst
why moan against furballers, just grab a D9 and zip them mother*******

you have that backwards, it's the furballers that cry about the basetakers (little generals) spoiling their fun. the basetakers just ignore the furballers.

hubsonfire · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2006, 09:12:03 AM »

Rolex

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2006, 09:19:23 AM »

:Can't wait for the "O' Club" extention pack.