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Offline Meatwad

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« on: December 07, 2006, 10:15:37 PM »
Desti: Hi, Guest10! Having a good day today?
you: I am a mook.
Desti: There's a part of everyone that's a mock. It's just waiting for the right opportunity to show itself.
you: I said MOOK, not mock
Desti: Are you married? Engaged? In love?
you: Are you a mook?
Desti: No.. What gives you that impression?
you: Because you said im a mock
Desti: Alright, you got me, Guest10. I'm a mock.
you: No your not, your a MOOK
you: MOOK
Desti: I dont want to be.
you: Too late, its your destiny
Desti: My destiny is nothing compared to Sadie's.
you: Sorry, you have mooked up
Desti: We all make mistakes.
you: Only if your a mook
Desti: That's the only way you can think of?
you: Yes because I am right and you are wrong you mook
Desti: Yeah, right...
you: Are you a prostitute
Desti: Yessireebob!
you: How much do you cost
Desti: I dont know the exact number, but it's about right.
you: A quarter?
Desti: So what's new with you, Guest10?
you: Where are you from, private
Desti: I'm from Malibu. That's where I grew up.
you: Holy horsecrap Malibu? Only steers and queers come from Malibu, but your an exception because you are a prostitute
Desti: You're kidding, arent you?
you: DONT TALK BACK TO YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SCUMBAG!
you: Drop and give me 20 before I put you on KP duty do fast you will be eating s**t for a month
Desti: Sorry, Guest10. I'm going to talk back to my drill instructor whether you like it or not.
you: Goodbye, it was nice knowing you
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Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2006, 10:46:36 PM »
:huh

Must be something in my upbringing that caused me not to understand the exchange and reason to post it.

( I can't beleive I read the whole thing either...)
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 10:55:33 PM »
I think it's about artificial intelligence programs with personas that emulate dialogue with people.  

Sometimes the results are similar to two sentient beings trading words in distracted attempts to deal with each other.
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Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2006, 11:00:15 PM »
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I think it's about artificial intelligence programs with personas that emulate dialogue with people.  

Sometimes the results are similar to two sentient beings trading words in distracted attempts to deal with each other.


oh...:confused:
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2006, 12:07:22 AM »
:mad: :mad: :furious :furious THATS NOT BLOODNINJA:furious :furious :furious :furious :mad: :noid
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Offline Billy Joe Bob

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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2006, 12:24:55 AM »
LOL dont talk back to your drill instructor
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2006, 01:43:19 AM »
JB88: mook.
MookBot2k: mook.
JB88: it's working just fine now miss, i'll just need you to sign this warrantly repair slip and i'll be on my way.
Lady: are you quite certain?
JB88:  oh yes.  most definately.  it's working perfectly.  here, watch this... (leans toward mookbot and says...)
JB88:  Mooooooooook.
MookBot2k: Mooooooooook.
JB88:  see, it's working perfectly.
Lady: oh, well i thought it was supposed to do more stuff.
JB88: (puzzled look on face)
JB88:  more stuff? like what?
Lady:  oh, i don't know, like making me some tea or managing my social calender or something.
JB88:  (leaning over to the mookbot and speeaking quietly)
JB88:  mmmmmmmmook.
Mookbot: mmmmmmmmook.

(go to commercial)
« Last Edit: December 08, 2006, 01:57:48 AM by JB88 »
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2006, 07:12:02 AM »
is the mookbot(tm) a free download or do i have to buy it?
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2006, 02:06:26 PM »
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Originally posted by JB88

Lady: oh, well i thought it was supposed to do more stuff.
JB88: (puzzled look on face)
JB88:  more stuff? like what?
Lady:  oh, i don't know, like making me some tea or managing my social calender or something.
JB88:  (leaning over to the mookbot and speeaking quietly)
JB88:  mmmmmmmmook.
Mookbot: mmmmmmmmook.

(go to commercial)

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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2006, 03:35:07 PM »
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Originally posted by john9001
is the mookbot(tm) a free download or do i have to buy it?


mookbot (tm...lol) is a free standing device which sits on your couch or in your gaming room.  it's cost is exorbitantly more expensive than the return on your investment as it requires feeding and is very needy emotionally.

you can usually get a used mookbot for about the cost of a small home in desperate need of repair.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2006, 03:41:21 PM by JB88 »
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2006, 05:21:18 PM »
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Originally posted by JB88
mookbot (tm...lol) is a free standing device which sits on your couch or in your gaming room.  it's cost is exorbitantly more expensive than the return on your investment as it requires feeding and is very needy emotionally.

you can usually get a used mookbot for about the cost of a small home in desperate need of repair.



Ohh, you must be talking about a woman
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2006, 05:31:44 PM »
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Ohh, you must be talking about a woman


:huh

no.  i am talking about a mookbot.  everybody has one, why don't you?

:rolleyes:
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2006, 05:39:15 PM »
I have a complaint about my Mookbot.

It is demanding that I take care of something called a "chore."

I have two questions regarding this.

1. What is this "chore" thing it keeps harping about?

2. Can I return it for something quieter?

RTR
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2006, 05:46:24 PM »
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Originally posted by RTR
I have a complaint about my Mookbot.

It is demanding that I take care of something called a "chore."

I have two questions regarding this.

1. What is this "chore" thing it keeps harping about?

2. Can I return it for something quieter?

RTR


ah.  i see the problem already.

looks to me like you accidentally purchased a "nagbot"

NAG stands for NOISY ANTAGONISTIC GIRLBOT.

they look quite similar so it's easy an easy mistake to make.

if you take it back they should return it...they get alot of returns on those models so they usually do it no questions asked.

hope this helps.



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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2006, 06:09:18 PM »
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Originally posted by JB88
:huh

no.  i am talking about a mookbot.  everybody has one, why don't you?

:rolleyes:



Because I am a mook.
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