The other day there was a Paranormal convention by me. The keynote speaker saw that most people were nervous about being in such a setting, because to them, only wierdos really believed in that stuff. So he decides to ease the mood with a joke before his speech.
He says over the microphone, "So, who here believes in ghosts?" Pretty much everyone raises their hand.
He then says, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" About half the people raise their hand.
He then says, "Who here has ever touched a ghost?" Maybe about 10 or 15 people raise their hands.
He then says with a laugh, "Ok! Who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" The crowd laughs, but one single guy way in the back of the room has his hand raised. The keynote speaker is astonished and asks the guy to come up to the podium.
He says to him, "Sir, you've really had sex with a ghost?"
The man says, "Oh, GHOST! I thought you said goat."
