Dave Pro

[Neubob]

I'm starting this thread so as not to Hijack jb88's Culero thread anymore.

Dave Pro is a worthless human being, and uses his status as a grounds manager at a wildlife reserve to score chicks. I hope he falls off his mountain bike(with its aftermarket rear and front shocks) and breaks his ankle, or worse.

[Mark Luper]

Did he steal a girlfriend from you?

Just wondering what caused all the hatred.

Mark

[Neubob]

Originally posted by Mark Luper
Did he steal a girlfriend from you?

Just wondering what caused all the hatred.

Mark

No. He made me work in the rain and lift many bags of birdseed, and always rounded down the number of hours I worked. One time, while using a hydraulic log-splitter, he almost cost me my hand. He was also generally unpleasant to be around.

[Mark Luper]

I can see that, I would probably have reacted the same way.

Mark

[Neubob]

Well then, perhaps you will add a Dave Pro quote to your sig-line ?

[JB88]

aren't you are only giving him more power by doing so.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by JB88
aren't you are only giving him more power by doing so.

Well, as his nemesis, I believe that it is my mythologically-mandated moral imparative to periodically put him up on a pedestal, wait as the hubris builds, and then, just as he starts to think that his dominance is assured, vanquish him yet again... It is a vicious cycle.

[JB88]

now see...THAT is sig material  

[rpm]

Originally posted by Neubob
I'm starting this thread so as not to Hijack jb88's Culero thread anymore.

Dave Pro is a worthless human being, and uses his status as a grounds manager at a wildlife reserve to score chicks.

Jeebus, what caliber of chicks can he score as "grounds manager" at a wildlife reserve? PETA wannabees with fuzzy legs? You need to recalibrate your sights.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by rpm
Jeebus, what caliber of chicks can he score as "grounds manager"? PETA wannabees with fuzzy legs? You need to recalibrate your sights.

Centerville Delaware isn't much of a metropolis.

[rpm]

Just beacuse the local lake is contaminated does'nt mean I'm goin skinny dipping.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by rpm
Just beacuse the local lake is contaminated does'nt mean I'm goin skinny dipping.

I'm not sure that makes sense.

[rpm]

Originally posted by Neubob
Centerville Delaware isn't much of a metropolis.

Rephrased. Just because I'm in Centerville, Delaware doesn't mean I'm screwing an ugly chick from there.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by rpm
Rephrased. Just because I'm in Centerville, Delaware means I'm screwing an ugly chick from there.

ah

[rpm]

Originally posted by Neubob
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Give the edit a chance...