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Offline Bodhi

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« on: December 17, 2006, 01:43:26 PM »
LEFT AND RIGHT

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you ; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2006, 02:37:26 PM »
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2006, 02:42:08 PM »
That's a classic joke.  I love it.
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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2006, 03:15:55 PM »
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lol, in the original version of this joke the democart is Neubob & the bunch that show of for the freebie are rabbis.
Bodhi, u r PCifying all teh old jokes:furious :furious :furious :mad: :mad: :mad: :noid, new world order, etc
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Offline cpxxx

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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2006, 05:34:43 PM »
But it isn't funny????
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2006, 07:48:46 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman


lol, you afraid you'll bite Sandy?  :D
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2006, 08:37:34 PM »
That's doesn't make any sense.  The Republicans are just as leftist as the Democrats and are responsible for the lion's share of US federal debt.
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2006, 11:55:47 PM »
^^^^^ typical liberal type response, amazing.  :D
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Offline DEMONSLAYER

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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2006, 02:08:29 AM »
ohh boy thats funny lol thats a good 1 right there.
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Offline TimRas

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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2006, 03:12:50 AM »
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2006, 04:03:29 AM »
Well, if we're going to analyze Bodhi's joke instead of laugh at it.  The barber performed a great community service giving the Democrats haircuts, so they wouldn't look so rag tag, disheveled and down in the dumps.  I bet they felt and looked better after a fresh haircut also.  You've heard the old adage, if you feel good you look good. So I don't blame the Democrats at all.   I mean, anyone willing to get a free haircut must be interested in looking presentable at least.  And that's a start.





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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2006, 11:13:12 AM »
Here is the true difference between left and right.




<--------------------Left                                             Right--------------------->


This is of course from the perspective of facing the monitor. If you want to see it from the perspective of someone looking at you, turn the monitor around.
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2006, 11:44:32 AM »
The above graph is proof that the American people cannot grasp the truth of TANSTAAFL.

PORK!
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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2006, 12:08:45 PM »
A better graph would be to look at spending vs. revenue (in millions).

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2006, 12:25:03 PM »
Then Rush Limbaugh walks in...and the next day blames the libruls cause he got off with community service:D
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