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Offline Neubob

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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2006, 12:26:34 PM »
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lol, in the original version of this joke the democart is Neubob & the bunch that show of for the freebie are rabbis.


For your information, I haven't had a haircut in 3 months. I also don't know any rabbis who use foodstamps.

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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2006, 01:23:42 PM »
A dozen donuts !

Now I know this is not true, a real cop would not leave all the donuts!
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2006, 02:20:59 PM »
And if the cop had been a Democrat, the next morning a dozen cops would have been at the door waiting for their free donuts and haircuts.

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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2006, 02:40:42 PM »
Funny, but not realistic in any way to the true difference between left and right.  Too bad that the left and right of this country have been so skewed.  

The truth of the matter is that the 'left' and the 'right' of American politics are beholden to the same interests, and there is really no difference between them.  A vote for one is not a vote against the other.  The sooner we all realize this, the sooner America can move on from the muckrucking bantha-pudu that our political system has become.

Remember, liberalism is not the left, it is the center.  The Democratic party is full of corruption to be sure, but they as a whole do not stand for a free lunch, or haircut.  The Republican party is just as corrupt, though is more cohesively organized.  I would personally hold the example of what the Republican does in this just as sinister as what the Democrats do.  

The more we assign things like this to the right and left, the more we put words in their mouths.  The more we see the left and right as fighting each other, the more we ignore what they're really doing to us.  The only way out of this impass is to reject them all, as they are all hurting this country.  

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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2006, 02:45:40 PM »
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Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you ; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.  The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

right.


And the books would say in a nutshell "don't give away free haircuts".

Sorry couldn't help myself:rofl

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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2006, 02:48:21 PM »
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Vote independent for a true democracy!!!  Both parties want to control you!!!


Silly me.  I didn't think you had any agenda in the previous four paragraphs of your response =):rolleyes:
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2006, 03:36:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Phaser11
A dozen donuts !

Now I know this is not true, a real cop would not leave all the donuts!
:aok :aok :aok


And the florist must be Libertarian. Bet he specializes in pollinating pansies.