Author Topic: Happy Festivus! (Read 781 times)

sullie363 · « **on:** December 20, 2006, 04:51:58 AM »

It's a Festivus for the rest of us! If anyone would like to air their grievances, now would be the time. For anyone with exceptional issues, the DA is available for the Feats of Strength.

MWL · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2006, 05:46:42 AM »

Greetings,

A pole sits in my garage now. Happy Festivas to all, and to all a to sittickus!

Regards,

bzek74 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2006, 06:24:27 AM »

T0J0 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:58:11 AM »

Is it time for the Airing of Grievances yet?

68Ripper · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:13:55 PM »

Festivus?

uberhun · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:29:53 PM »

My sincerest wishes on this occasionus we know as Festivus.

Westy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:39:55 PM »

Ahh... Can't wait to carve into the roast meatloaf and the airing of greivances!

sullie363 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:38:34 AM »

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Originally posted by 68Ripper
Festivus?

This will help Festivus

captkaos · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2006, 11:15:06 AM »

Festivus is a dual holiday for me, as the official date for Festivus is also my Birthday. We do not display the aluminum pole until dinner on the 23rd of December, and no one in my household can pin me to the ground, allthough I do let my wife win because I enjoy it when she pins me.

nirvana · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2006, 01:36:14 PM »

I'll start:

United Airlines "go suck an egg"
To the pilot of United Airlines flight 112 last night "go suck an egg"

Happy Festivus!

USRanger · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:16:50 PM »

Masherbrum · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2006, 03:15:46 PM »

Monty405 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:20:32 PM »

http://www.thefestivuspole.com

gusman · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2006, 06:53:18 PM »

Here's to another Festivus Miracle

Cosmo Kramer: Is there a tree?
Frank Costanza: No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Frank Costanza: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Mr. Kruger: I find your belief system fascinating.

Cheers,

gusman44

Booz · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:22:21 PM »

Amtrak sucks