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Offline volvo744

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« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2006, 02:40:40 PM »
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i used to hate the seasony christmas music at work too!!

until i brought in my own!!

trans siberian orchestra---some guys from savatage with an orchestra doing christmas style music.  

not your standard-- jingle bell stuff--i assure you.

also try --- ho ho hoey---by gary hoey

more standard christmas stuff --but no vocals---just face rippin guitar!!


damn!!----i listen to this stuff in july!!!!




                                                               merrilly yours,

                                                                                     Boner



trans siberian has some pretty good live video on you tube fyi!!



Gary Hoey has outstanding Christmas music, I agree. Bob Rivers (Twisted Christmas) as well. Should have paid off the IT department to let me into the area with the players.
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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2006, 02:41:56 PM »
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Scotty, you have to speak a bit slower for the mooks.  Just FYI.  :D


Sorry, I wasallhoppeduponChristmascook ies.
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« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2006, 02:45:04 PM »
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you are supposed to walk in the house with your pants pockets full of them and ask her is she wants to share as you dump handfulls of them out on the table.

;)
You dunt know women very well.  If you walk in with a bucket load of chocolate, and offer it to her, the first and possibly the last thing you will hear is, "You trying to make me fat?!?!"

At this point in time you are about to become aware of the vice which is closing in our your manhood.  No answer you can give will make that situation end well.

"No dear."
"What!!!!  Are you saying I am already fat!!!!?!?!?!?!"

Stick to taters 88.

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« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2006, 03:11:04 PM »
I worked in retail many many years ago.  I remember one night after several hours of non-stop muzak, turning on the car stereo for the drive home.  Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" sounded like the greatest, jamminest tune ever written.

That's what that stuff does to you.
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« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2006, 03:26:30 PM »
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You dunt know women very well.  If you walk in with a bucket load of chocolate, and offer it to her, the first and possibly the last thing you will hear is, "You trying to make me fat?!?!"

At this point in time you are about to become aware of the vice which is closing in our your manhood.  No answer you can give will make that situation end well.

"No dear."
"What!!!!  Are you saying I am already fat!!!!?!?!?!?!"

Stick to taters 88.

:lol


AHA!  au contrair!  first date.  brought her a flower and a chocolate truffle.
she loved it.  see.  she saw it as...hey, he doesnt mind if i am a bit curvy.  

true story.

of course, i should also mention that she finds my rendition of "mr. plummerbutt" quite amusing...so there is that.



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« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2006, 03:40:09 PM »
"Kill me now..!"


Anyone remember the torture chambers in Quake2?:D
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« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2006, 04:20:39 PM »
I can relate Volvo , I work in retail and the thing I hate the most is the FREEKIN CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS SONG THAT PLAYS OVER AND OVER AND OVER.....

Anyone See the 40 year old Virgin ?

I'm that guy who is threatening to shoot something if it doesn't change....


~S~ everyone and Merry Christmas
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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2006, 04:29:27 PM »
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I can relate Volvo , I work in retail and the thing I hate the most is the FREEKIN CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS SONG THAT PLAYS OVER AND OVER AND OVER.....

Anyone See the 40 year old Virgin ?

I'm that guy who is threatening to shoot something if it doesn't change....


~S~ everyone and Merry Christmas


merry xmas 35...

or as they say in charlie brown land.

WAH WAHH WAHH WAH WAH...

:D
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« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2006, 05:02:32 PM »
Whats wrong with listening to 500,000 different versions of Frosty the Snowman? :D
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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2006, 07:02:32 PM »
this season is the only time of year that i'm glad my boss won't let me have a radio in my money truck.
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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2006, 07:09:41 PM »
LOL, good one, Volvo.

Truth be told, I've got a MSc in physics, just resigned from the local church, being more of a believer in Big Bang than in God and all that, but I still like the family get-togethers. And I like the presents I get. :D

So...

Merry Christmas everyone.
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« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2006, 07:40:43 AM »
I work for a HUGE company, am usually in the field, and spend 1-2 hours a day on the phone with them, much of it on hold--

there is ONE song on Muzak....ONE......."We Wish You a Merry Christmas"                         :O
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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2006, 12:47:17 PM »
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you are supposed to walk in the house with your pants pockets full of them and ask her is she wants to share as you dump handfulls of them out on the table.

;)

LMAO
I wish I had thought of that.
By the end of the day there, the employees were about to rebel. First, they thought to have me ask to sned them home early. (Wasn't gonna happen-they don't do squat after the long holiday luncheon anyway ;) )
Tehn, they thought to have a sentry, use MY computer, and send an email suggesting such to my boss. My assistant, who I had just finished telling my boss was great at coming up with improvement ideas, decided it would be better to use my boss's computer to send ME an email telling me to send them home early. He (my boss) and I both got a kick out of this. And no one went home early. :)

love that avatar, too, jb88
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« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2006, 12:48:24 PM »
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I can relate Volvo , I work in retail and the thing I hate the most is the FREEKIN CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS SONG THAT PLAYS OVER AND OVER AND OVER.....

Anyone See the 40 year old Virgin ?

I'm that guy who is threatening to shoot something if it doesn't change....


~S~ everyone and Merry Christmas


Took me until last weekend, but I finally saw it ands laughed my butt off. My costume this year is a Man'o'lantern.
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