The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit
more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would
be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,
"I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe
it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any
first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our
wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on
our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately
and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
going to be."
