Author Topic: How not to be a dweeb in 3 easy steps! (Read 1393 times)

Big Mickey · « **on:** December 21, 2006, 01:05:04 AM »

So I have been playing a bit, and reading the forums a bit more....you see work around my shop slows down a bit this time of year so I have time to waste....and I have noticed a bit of a pattern here with the requirements for being a dweeb. Let me just point a few things out here...

Spit drivers: These folks are the dwibiest of dweebs because they fly an uber plane that turn fights to well....DWEEB!

LA7 Drivers: Again the uber plane thing, it goes to fast....it accelerates to quickly...DWEEB

Pony Drivers: All these guys do is hit and run...run...run..RUN!!! Silly Runstang DWEEBS!!

Flying with alt: Can't believe these folks, diving down with lots of E from their perch....Alt Monkey DWEEB!!!

Flying with wingman: This was actually a new one that I was not aware of until just recently. Gangbanggin Dweebidy dweeb DWEEB!!!

HO HO HO: Shooting a guy in the face even if you are outnumbered 100 to 1 is NOT ACCEPTABLE!!! Flippin Santa Clause DWEEB!!!

Now these are just a few of the continually growing list of possible DWEEB types. So, for those of you not wanting to have to wear the moniker of dweeb Try Big Mickey's 3 easy steps to Dweeb Free Living®

Step 1: Fly only C-47 - That's right hot shot only goons for you or you're looking at a lifetime of ridicule and we certainly don't want that now do we?

Step 2: Fly low - 1000 feet or less. Now I know this sounds harsh but hey, you're the one that don't want to be a dweeb.

Step 3: Fly Straight - That's right, no turning for you, unless of course it's to aim for as many red guys as you can. But once there all the turning must stop immediately. Just think of the time and money you'll save not having to purchase silly HOTAS setups. Just fly with the keyboard.

Just follow these 3 easy steps and your worries of being labeled a dweeb are over!

No..no.. No thanks are necessary, just doing my part to help the community.

Big Mickey

sgt203 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2006, 01:59:44 AM »

LMAO......

Nice post!:aok

Angry Samoan · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:56:05 AM »

But i must........ty

Niros · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:57:44 AM »

bustr · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:06:43 AM »

Mickeyyyyyy,,,,,

Nomde says he just whipped up another batch of nerve tonic and would like you to stop by. And he extends his apologies to everyone if he missed his daily appointment with Mickey for the last 3 days.

Nerve tonic..hhhmmmmm.....that stuff smells just like the horse trancs we used to ....Ohhh...jee I get it oops...sorry.........

Kuhn · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:35:36 AM »

You know, come to think of it, I don't recall ever being called a dweeb when Iv'e been shot down flying an La-5. But I have been referred to as a dweeb when Killing a Spit 16 in a P-47. It seems you have to get a succesfull kill to be called a dweeb!

Simaril · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:40:46 AM »

Mickey, you made this far too complicated.

A dweeb is anyone who kills you.

Martyn · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:44:55 AM »

I AM a dweeb. I am proud of being a dweeb - which makes me an unter-dweeb? - a dweeb's dweeb!.

I will dog-fight you in the air (with my NIKI - with 100% fuel and bombs).

I will fight your vulchers over my fields (in a B5 complete with torpedo).

I will fight you on the sea (with my PT boat, looking for your CV in a lake - and forgetting to select the torpedoes).

I will fight you on the land (up a Tiger from a base near my HQ, just in case, and then drive 120 miles to the front before pressing Alt-F4).

I will take your airfields (up a goon, with field supplies, and drop it on the enemy field at 300mph).

These, and many more interesting missions, are what we dweebs are all about.

Making the game fun - for others.

P.S. I haven't actually done ALL of the above...

lagger86 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:49:53 AM »

I will make this short.....Fly what you want when you want(eny permiting) and when someone calls you a dweeb for killing them....laugh to yourself and think"what a dweeb".

volvo744 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:53:06 AM »

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Originally posted by Kuhn
It seems you have to get a succesfull kill to be called a dweeb!

ah, well, there you go. I'm sound as a pound on this one, no chance of this happening for me..

On the C-47, I am not great in the air, was flying a 38J, had a goon flying circles around, above and inside of me. Can't remember who, but it was quite a display. Saluted him, mentioned it was impressive flying, got "thnks, now go die somewhere" then he logged.

1bob

storch · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2006, 07:57:57 AM »

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Originally posted by Kuhn
You know, come to think of it, I don't recall ever being called a dweeb when Iv'e been shot down flying an La-5. But I have been referred to as a dweeb when Killing a Spit 16 in a P-47. It seems you have to get a succesfull kill to be called a dweeb!

wtg kuhn being called a dweeb is a badge of honor, ya DWEEB.

Kuhn · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:30:43 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
wtg kuhn being called a dweeb is a badge of honor, ya DWEEB.

Thank you Storch! We dweebs RULE!!!

Big Mickey · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:07:51 AM »

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Originally posted by bustr
Mickeyyyyyy,,,,,

Nomde says he just whipped up another batch of nerve tonic and would like you to stop by. And he extends his apologies to everyone if he missed his daily appointment with Mickey for the last 3 days.

Tell Nomde he's gonna have to catch me first. Oh and that trick with propping up a box with a stick and putting a Bombay Sapphire Martini under it ain't gonna work this time!!!

WHOOOO HOOOOOO I'm FREEE!!!!

Big Mickey

storch · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:29:49 AM »

thankyou kuhn but no one calls me a dweeb they call me other far more flattering things.

SteveBailey · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:31:30 AM »

I'm a dweeb, big time. I'll kill a guy any way I can... except for vulches(not out of honor, I find them boring) and Ho's. Again not out of honor. Both planes usually end up getting holed... one kill per mission is not my thing.