"Has anyone else noticed that the bottle of jim beam as gone missing/from the f4u1 floor since the remodel"
I remember that. It would be more appropriate in the P40B, because you'd have to be a bit drunk to fly it. Perhaps the Typhoon remodel could have a fire extinguisher or a dead canary in the bottom of the cockpit, on account of the engine fires and carbon monoxide.
Or the Zero could have a samurai sword lurking around underneath the seat, for those occasions when you have to choose between burning to death, being eaten by sharks, or dishonouring the Emperor by bailing out.
If I do a Google search for the word "dishonouring" the first result is from a page about Islam which states that "if a man invokes Allah that an evil should befall another man, the other man may invoke Allah that the same evil befall the first man ... if a man has killed another man by burning or submerging in water or by strangling, the guilty may be treated in the same way. But if the offence was a forbidden act, such as if a man has forced another to swallow some wine or has violated him sexually, no retaliation is allowed".