Christmas Advice for the newly married

[Bucky73]

1. If you are buying cloth's for your wife ALWAYS GO SMALLER then you think!!

2. Don't buy 'em a vacuum for x-mas

3. Just because the fat ole' lady behind the perfume counter at Younkers thinks it smell's good doesn't mean it's so.

4.When you go "shopping with the guy's" make sure you wipe off ANY marks that the girls at the strip club left on you.


Just a little advice for you newlyweds......and yes, i speak from experience

[scottydawg]

Originally posted by Bucky73
1. If you are buying cloth's for your wife ALWAYS GO SMALLER then you think!!

2. Don't buy 'em a vacuum for x-mas

3. Just because the fat ole' lady behind the perfume counter at Younkers thinks it smell's good doesn't mean it's so.

4.When you go "shopping with the guy's" make sure you wipe off ANY marks that the girls at the strip club left on you.


Just a little advice for you newlyweds......and yes, i speak from experience

Let me fix this for you:

1. If you are thinking of buying clothes for your wife, don't. If you get them too big, you think she's fat. If you get them too small, she thinks she's fat. This is commonly known as a NO-WIN situation. Get used to them, but avoid if at all possible.

2. Don't buy her ANYTHING having to do with cooking or cleaning. Even if she asks for it.

I can't speak to 3 or 4.

[Masherbrum]

Heck, my wife wanted a vacuum earlier this year.   I wanted a Dyson (hayfever) and we settled on another.

[scottydawg]

Originally posted by Masherbrum
Heck, my wife wanted a vacuum earlier this year.   I wanted a Dyson (hayfever) and we settled on another.

Dysons are overrated. We bought that 600 dollar 'the ball'.  It's heavy and a pain to lug around. It sure does suck though.

[SirLoin]

Dyson's are overpriced..Buy Kenmore for the wife.

[Balsy]

Originally posted by SirLoin
Dyson's are overpriced..Buy Kenmore for the wife.

Perk the DYSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Balsy

[LePaul]

Bought a Roomba 2 years ago, its awesome.  Push "Clean" button then off it goes.  I've got hardwood floors and 2 cats, it does a great job grabbing up all the cathair.



Linky

[MrRiplEy[H]]

How do you wipe off whip marks from your skin after part 4?

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by SirLoin
Dyson's are overpriced..Buy Kenmore for the wife.

We bought a Hoover Savvy(?)   It's been great so far.

[midnight Target]

Kirby...

owned one that was 25 years old when I got it and I think it still works.

[x0847Marine]

I'm getting the best present any married man can wish for; a divorce.

[john9001]

Originally posted by x0847Marine
I'm getting the best present any married man can wish for; a divorce.

wait till the bill comes due.

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by john9001
wait till the bill comes due.

Yeah, no chit!   xMarine yer  now, but wait till the bill comes due .

[RTGorkle]

Go ducted. Motor outside in the workshop. QUIET!

[DREDIOCK]

To add

Whatever you do. Dont ever ever EVER forget to give a card.

If you do forget to include a card
Doesnt matter if you give her a $10,000 diamond

It might as well be an elcheapo peice of glass out of a Cracker Jacks Box

If a card isnt included the gift is worthless no matter how much you paid for it

And you will be reminded of the year you "didnt even get a card" for YEARS