Yes more news from the front kids. Whilst flying my trusty 38 in the MW this evening I encountered a neighborly enemy spit driver that was upping from the CV cruising just off the coast. I had a touch of alt on him so I dove in and POP! he was shy a wing and heading for the drink.
"You shot down **** " The text bar said. (The names have been censored to protect the not so innocent)
"Why that was easy" I said.
Again I noticed a dot out on the horizon and thought... What the heck, I'll see if I can pop another and get my name on the marquee for all to see. Stick over to the left and head his direction. Hey what do you know another spit!
Merge...rope....merge again....rope a few more times....POP #2.
Again the text bar read "You shot down ****" (Same name just for the record)
About this time a countryman of mine ups a flight of JU88's to hit the CV. I figure I might as well escort.
Well whaddayaknow, it's a Spit heading in my direction. I then realise that apparently someone (probably Platan0 or Husky) has replaced my 38 with that invisible Wonder Woman plane because this guy acts like he don't even see me and turns right in front of me to go for the JU88's. I am so flabbergasted by this move that I overshoot him and have to take a couple runs at him to finally pop **** for the third time. At this point in my adventure the official results came in on channel 200...
"Big Mickey, you suck at life!!!"
So for those of you waiting for the jury to come in... well it did...and the verdict has been recorded.
Truth be told... what I really suck at is stall fighting in a 38. For right after Mr. **** informed me of sukedness at living.... Reloaded beat me worse than any irate babysitter ever caught on a nanny cam in his Spit. I never did get to land the kills.
Move along citizens, nothing more to see here.
Big Mickey
