Been bitten by cat while flying, reach down to smack teh mother ******, get bit again, jump up, trip over USB cable, fall on my face, hit the cat by accident who proceded to attack me even more, finally give the cat the smack it deserves, look up... My Me-262 has just been shot down

Was on a bombing run with Overlag. Had to leave shortly, decided to take a shower in transit. Had about 3 minutes to shower, get dressed in fancy clothes, get shoes on, and get back to game. Tripped twice, got bit by cat (That one particular cat is a real ***hole) hit head in shower (Shower head is design for short people, its actually mounted so low its at my shoulder height) stubbed two toes, and cut hand. Made it back in time to hit the target and RTB!