Ever gotten hurt while fighting?

[porkfrog]

Now I have developed a rash in my ears, that goes away if I am unable to play AH for awhile. It is a nasty bleeding, itching thing. I'm guessing it is something to do with an allergy to the foam on my headset. Doc called it "contact dermititis" and gave me a lotion that keeps it away for a week or two at a time

there is just something terribly wrong about the above statement. really really wrong.


the story about that dude and his cat and the cops is one of the funniest things i have ever read in here. that should be published in a gaming magazine.

[lambo31]

I've done the head bobbing to many times to count, wife still laughs at me.

Back when my daughter was still a baby there was one night on AH I had to go to the bathroom so bad my bladder hurt. So I finally get a chance to go, hit auto level, jump up and take off forgetting I still had my headset on. Nearly snatched my ears off, everything on the desk crashed to the floor waking my daughter. She wakes up screaming so I turn real fast to go get her in hopes my wife hasn't woke up yet to see how late it is,  hit the low hanging chandelier (is removed now) with my head.  I have since learned to yank the headset off first thing.



Lambo

[Platano]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
NEWSFLASH!

Tongues were never designed to have blobs of metal affixed through them.

Most dentists recommend against tongue rigns because of the dental problems that can occur over time.

Not to mention Tongue peircings can lead to a whole host of other health problems

You decided to roll the dice. and you lost.

Let that be a life lesson for ya.
whether you learn from it or not is up to you

I ve had it for 4 years..this the first time nething like this has happened soooo........

[Reynolds]

Originally posted by Platano
I know its my fault for wearin my sex tool during a sorty in AH ( )

By the way REALLY didnt need to hear that... lol

[Hawco]

Had a set of buffs on auto and inb for a factory, went and topped up my cofee cup and lit a ciggarette, Just heading outside to enjoy my smoke and coffee when I heard the omnious roar of something fast coming in, As I spun to head back, fell on my prettythang on the kitchen floor, coffee everywhere and my lit smoke, extinguished in a  pool of coffee, just saw one buff go down to something and thought "stuff it" went and cleaned up the mess then carried on outside the door, leaving whoever it was to have his fill.

[Ball]

Originally posted by Reynolds
By the way REALLY didnt need to hear that... lol

It improves his blowjob technique, no wonder 56th like him so much.

[Contravachina]

I was leaning sideways in my chair tryin to pick up a cigarette while watching the screen and the welds on the bottom of my leather chair broke and i ended up on my bellybutton laughin .

[mussie]

Originally posted by Hawco
Had a set of buffs on auto and inb for a factory, went and topped up my cofee cup and lit a ciggarette, Just heading outside to enjoy my smoke and coffee when I heard the omnious roar of something fast coming in, As I spun to head back, fell on my prettythang on the kitchen floor, coffee everywhere and my lit smoke, extinguished in a  pool of coffee, just saw one buff go down to something and thought "stuff it" went and cleaned up the mess then carried on outside the door, leaving whoever it was to have his fill.

Yep been there and done it... cept I tried jumping over the lounge to get to PC before I died... I didn't make it.... Neither did my groin.... gave teh wife a laugh at least

Now when I hear an incomming con whilst I am on auto climb and AFK I just accept the inevitable....

[1epic1]

in my house we have 2 dogs and we put a metal gate in the hallway so they would stay out of the game room and office and not pee all over everything and we keep it closed when they are running around.

i was in a fighter went afk to use the bathroom and as im coming back i hear small pings and i start running to save my plane, i hit the metal gate with my thigh and i fall on my butt, the metal gate swings and hits the wall and comes back just as fast and hits the side of my head...worried about the game more than my body i got up as fast as i could and got back to save my 190...after that i went to see what the damage was and i had a massive 2 inch in diameter bruise on the side of my thigh and i had a knot on the side of my head...and a bad headache for the rest of the day

[Reynolds]

Is it just me? Or do we all care WAY too much about this game? lol

"Somewhere, HiTech is reading this and laughing meniacally..."

[mussie]

Originally posted by 1epic1
in my house we have 2 dogs and we put a metal gate in the hallway so they would stay out of the game room and office and not pee all over everything and we keep it closed when they are running around.

i was in a fighter went afk to use the bathroom and as im coming back i hear small pings and i start running to save my plane, i hit the metal gate with my thigh and i fall on my butt, the metal gate swings and hits the wall and comes back just as fast and hits the side of my head...worried about the game more than my body i got up as fast as i could and got back to save my 190...after that i went to see what the damage was and i had a massive 2 inch in diameter bruise on the side of my thigh and i had a knot on the side of my head...and a bad headache for the rest of the day

Man that had to hurt

[nickf620]

i cant tell you how many endless times i have hurt my fist punching my crt moniter after a cheap shot


nothing fascinating but hey

it hurts

[Platano]

Originally posted by Ball
It improves his blowjob technique, no wonder 56th like him so much.

actually ur spouse doesnt complain about it





















































I kiid

[Reynolds]

Originally posted by Platano
actually ur spouse doesnt complain about it  

May I point out this one simple word that may motivate you to... 'reconsider' you comeback.

Originally posted by Ball
blowjob

Is this an... 'outing' we are getting from you platano?













lol. j/k













or am I?

[nexus69]

I "P" my pants and become epileptic when I get shot at.
Please if you see me in the MA do not kill me. Be compasionate.

Thanks