From an old Air Warrior..............
Here is the real reason there are 3 countries in Air Warrior
Ok, here's what I heard...
The Alanders Blanders and Clanders all lived together in perfect harmony,
until one day, there was a tornado that whipped through Cland destroying
everything in its path. Picking up all of the CZ flocks of sheep (which
were being bred for purposes better left unspoken) as it went. These poor
helpless sheep were whipped about within the hurtling vortex (mbaaa) whilst it made its way into peacefull Aland, where they were gently dropped onto the ground.
Once the raging storm had ended, the Alanders came out of their shelters and were surprised to see sheep roaming throughout Aland (well the fact that the sheep were there was less surprising than what the sheep were wearing), but the Alanders soon learned as the Clanders already knew, "sheep r good".
Soon the Clanders learned of this horrible tragedy that had befallen them.
"Oh, where have our dear sheep gone?" they cried.
They asked the BZ if they knew anything, "No we haven't seen your sheep you sick bastages" the BZ said.
So they traveled to Aland to see if they knew, but the AZ heard that the CZ
were coming and hid the sheep before they arrived. Thus the CZ went home broken hearted to their homes in Cland, which were not as "homey" as they once were.
Days turned into weeks, the CZ had to find something to do, but what could they do without their beloved sheep? The AZ soon became as twisted and evil as the CZ once were, and the BZ, being benevolent and wise, continued to ponder the mysteries of the universe.
But soon, the AZ made a fatal mistake, they became careless and lazy. They would "play" with the sheep in daylight, and close to the borders. It was only a matter of time until Cland would find out, and find out they did.
Cland demanded that the sheep be returned, but the AZ wouldn't listen. Cland called on the wise BZ for help, and the BZ agreed.
"This is what you must do AZ" said the BZ, "Return half of the flock back
to Cland"
The AZ would not agree, but were frightened of mighty Bland and to appease the great BZ they gave them a gift of one flock. Many of the BZ did not want them, but a small faction won out. They wanted to use the sheep for wool and mutton, but soon the BZ learned as well that "sheep r good".
Cland learned of this and it angered them greatly.
"Why should the AZ and BZ be allowed to keep our sheep!" they screamed.
"We must get them back at any cost!"
Cland then invaded Aland and Bland without warning, cries of "Sheep r good!" rose from their throats. Aland and Bland immediately declared war on Cland and began to drive them out. But Aland, seeing this as an opportunity to gain the vast knowledge Bland possesed, turned on their allies.
And so it continues to this day, a horrible endless war....
over sheep
At least that's what I heard....
