Author Topic: The Waffle Peace Plan... (Read 364 times)

Waffle · « **on:** December 29, 2006, 05:50:56 PM »

I should get the Nobel for this one...you saw it here first:

The United States helps move all of the Israelis from Israel to New Israel. New Israel shall be a 75 mile by 2300 mile stretch of land on the southern border of the United States given to the Israeli people by the United States.

In return for the help of relocation of a nation to a new land, the Israeli military /Air force will only have use for it's arms. To stem the flow of illegal Mexican immigrants from migrating to and through New Israel.

Can't wait for the Mexican Air Force / Israeli Air Force stand-offs

JB88 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2006, 06:06:52 PM »

its all fun and games until they start creating permanent settlements in the occupied oklahoma territories.

BlkKnit · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2006, 06:08:33 PM »

Why on earth would they wanna move to Oklahoma?

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2006, 06:10:56 PM »

But God did not give them the southwest US...

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2006, 07:11:48 PM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
But God did not give them the southwest US...

It was only promised to them so long as they could keep it.
which they failed to do.
It was then GIVEN back to them

I Like Waffles idea personally.

Then we can turn the entire M.E. into a sheet of glass and start over from scratch

nirvana · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2006, 07:50:52 PM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Then we can turn the entire M.E. into a sheet of glass and start over from scratch

Why can't we do it now? And vaporize all the bleeding hearts groups that will complain too.

Meatwad · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2006, 07:59:23 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
its all fun and games until they start creating permanent settlements in the occupied oklahoma territories.

They wont like it there. Them tor-naders might be seen to them as apunishment from above

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2006, 08:27:01 PM »

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Originally posted by nirvana
Why can't we do it now? And vaporize all the bleeding hearts groups that will complain too.

Hey Im all for it.
Its about the only way there will ever be peace in the M.E.

But it doesnt work unless we do it to the ENTIRE M.E.

We could cure the world of a great many toothaches that way

LePaul · « **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2006, 08:41:25 PM »

How's about all those "concerned, arab bretheren" adopting their brothers in Palestine and give some oodles of property in Saudi Arabia, etc etc

They are *so concerned* about their plight and all

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2006, 09:53:33 AM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
It was only promised to them so long as they could keep it.
which they failed to do.
It was then GIVEN back to them

I Like Waffles idea personally.

Then we can turn the entire M.E. into a sheet of glass and start over from scratch

The point is that the western (wailing) wall is not in Albequerque.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2006, 12:17:07 PM »

Soo.. We move it so it is

OOZ662 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:00:57 PM »

Sure, you've stopped the Mexicans, but then we'll have complaining that all the Israelis are crossing the border...

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:37:53 PM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Soo.. We move it so it is

So, if we move the rocks that pave the Via Delarosa and move the Church of the Holy Sepulchre and move them to Branson Mo, do you think that Christians would go to Jerusalem or Branson for Easter?

JTs · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:42:55 PM »

Branson because its on a lake.