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Offline Apeking

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The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
« on: December 31, 2006, 01:09:29 PM »
This is Willy Messerschmitt. He did planes. What is he thinking?


"Ah, Maria. Maria, Maria, with your soft hair. Wilhelmine. Lenka. Galina, how my heart sings when I hear your name. Hanna, oh Hanna. This works means nothing to me. All this data... these papers, they are nothing. God made my hands for women, not aeroplanes. Ah, this sweet sorrow."
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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2006, 01:14:31 PM »
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This is Willy Messerschmitt. He did planes. What is he thinking?


What was he thinking and doing?

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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2006, 08:04:01 PM »
He's think why can't I be as cool as this guy:

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Offline DiabloTX

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Re: The Willy Messerschmitt Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2006, 08:25:25 PM »



"Ahhh Dora...ja, Dora!  Very gut!  No, Emil!  Emil eez ze ein.  Nein.  Friedrich!  Oh, ja!  Friedrich eez loovely.  No,  Gustav.  Oh my, Gustav!  Oh...Oh...KURFURST!!!  JA, JA!! KURFURST EEZ ZE HAWT!!!!"
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Offline Blooz

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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2006, 08:38:25 PM »
"I wonder what Ernst Heinkel is up to right now?"
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Offline Tac

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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2006, 11:17:58 PM »
"The P-38 could do THAT?"
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Offline Angus

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2007, 07:48:10 AM »
This guy owns them :D

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Offline OOZ662

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2007, 08:04:20 AM »
'nuff said.

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Offline JB88

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2007, 08:59:09 AM »
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Offline MiloMorai

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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2007, 09:28:29 AM »
What an uber messycrap that 109 is.:O
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Offline icemaw

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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2007, 01:57:30 PM »
damn spitfires or
fuel we dont need no more stinking fuel dumkoff
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2007, 04:53:00 PM »
This man is far better than any luftpansy


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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2007, 05:19:47 PM »
furball who the devil is that geezer?
Lord Prunely from Raisenthorpe?
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2007, 06:37:59 PM »
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Lord Prunely from Raisenthorpe?


heh

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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2007, 06:43:31 PM »
Mr. Grumman.

Willy got one plane right.  The rest were studies in mediocrity.
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