Author Topic: Mama's family (Read 269 times)

Meatwad · « **on:** December 30, 2006, 06:39:54 PM »

Yes im bored, go fish

Mama's family currently has a marathon on CMT.

JB88 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2006, 08:35:39 AM »

wow. thats like a way to much free time factor of like 9.3 or something.

Meatwad · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2006, 10:00:28 AM »

Sad, isnt it

Im gonna go to Best Buy and get me a new toy

-Concho- · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2006, 10:09:48 AM »

I don't think you can get those kind of toys at best buy....

Meatwad · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2006, 10:13:37 AM »

Would be funny though if they were commonly sold everywhere. Imagine the fun of having a little child cme running up to their mom and say "Mommy, look what I found! It looks like what you have under your bed"

JB88 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2006, 10:29:38 AM »

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

-airport security officer, fight club

Mustaine · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:28:35 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

-airport security officer, fight club

funnay dialog form hat movie

but duyamn do i HATE with a capital H capital A capital T capital E that show mama's family even when i was a wee tot who thought cylons were real and starbuck and bo and luke duke were my hero's of thew world i hated that dmn show.

i have no definitive spot on reason, i can name specific parts of the show that annoy me, but the overall hatred goes much deeper for some reason.

it's one of those things i never give a second's thought to until i see it on tv. i force myself to watch a few seconds as to try and unravel the mystery as why something this awful would ever make it on the airwaves, then momma comes or says something, or that moron guy, or the ditz wife, or anyone says something at all, and the laugh track goes off, and I am like W T F >?!?!

i never have honestly watched enough of it to figure out, is carol burnet in it? is she mama? that could be it.. see i can't stand her either. like pulling out fingernails form the root is the best way to describe watching her.

wow sorry all, may i got some built up rants waiting in me i didn't know. about. being off the board so long, i haven't vented about dumb crap for a long time LOL

Meatwad · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:52:18 PM »

Come on, dont you want to move to Raytown?

Halo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:57:08 PM »

At first I thought Heresy! but on second thought agree that Mama is really irritating. She's the Carol Burnett wannabe, her sidekick, fun in more gentle less dour roles.

But the worst example of sour-faced know-it-all hag is the cartoon Maxine, the old bat with the perpetually mean expression and sun glasses. Keep hoping in vain something appropriately horrible will finish her off.