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Offline Neubob

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« on: January 01, 2007, 02:25:39 PM »
A little demo

The catalog

The laser in the video is less than one third as powerful as some of the ones available on that website. Although the $3000 price tag is a bit high, the potential fun factor is priceless. I can already see applications in indoor insect control, as well as zapping soon-to-be former friends from across the room.

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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2007, 02:31:32 PM »
"You'll burn your eye out, kid" :lol

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 02:44:37 PM »
"indoor insect control"

Have a look here and do a search for "birds". It's surprisingly humane.

These are milliwatt lasers. The University of Rochester in New York is building a more powerful, petawatt model here, although I imagine you have to have a very good reason to book time with it. The photograph on their homepage looks remarkably like the Gary Numan stage set here, including a pyramid triangle thing!
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2007, 07:24:56 PM »
So the 200 milliwatt can burn through a balloon in less than a second, and through foil in several seconds. I wonder what level of output they'll need to achieve before the government decides to control their distribution.

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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2007, 07:29:41 PM »
They already do.  You have to have a license to own one above a certain wattage (can't remember what exactly I'll get back).
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2007, 07:33:46 PM »
I was hoping the bird would have a hole burned through it, or at least set on fire. :(
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2007, 08:27:50 PM »
I watched some of the videos. I can do all that and more with my $30 Red Ryder.

If it was powerful enough to discreetly burn a hole thru the radiator of the putz tailgating me on I-24, I'd consider it.

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2007, 08:47:52 PM »
WTF is a "petawatt"?

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Tera
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Mili
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2007, 09:00:58 PM »
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WTF is a "petawatt"?



The unit of crying power of any given PETA member
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2007, 09:05:18 PM »
Terawatt (10^12 watt)
Petawatt (10^15 watt)
Exawatt (10^18 watt)
Zettawatt (10^21 watt)
Yottawatt (10^24 watt)

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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2007, 09:07:56 PM »
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Originally posted by Viking
Terawatt (10^12 watt)
Petawatt (10^15 watt)
Exawatt (10^18 watt)
Zettawatt (10^21 watt)
Yottawatt (10^24 watt)


How come the laser idiots get to make up their own scale?

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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2007, 09:13:07 PM »
They are the common orders of magnitude above Terra in the Metric system.

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Zetta
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Giga
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2007, 10:25:42 PM »
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Originally posted by VOR
I watched some of the videos. I can do all that and more with my $30 Red Ryder.


If this statement doesn't embody the spirit of technological innovation, I don't know what does.

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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2007, 09:05:15 AM »
Unless the friggin laser hums because it is so powerful, an air gun is not a replacement.  It still has to be cocked, loaded and shot, all loud operations.
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