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Offline Maverick

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« on: January 03, 2007, 10:16:38 PM »
The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 10:53:51 PM »
:lol

a toast!

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 04:05:10 AM »
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"to wives and sweathearts........may they never meet"



Watcha mean?? Thats half the fun... 4 women working together to mess with their mans mind.... perfect relationship :D :t.



:lol
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 06:44:55 AM »
Well now, I don't know about that. But I do know this. When my current G/F and I were first dating, I told her this.
1) I don't need a dependent, my kids are grown. So if you think I'm going to support you, you can forget that right now.
2) I don't need a Mother, I have one. So if you think you're going to tell me what to do, you can forget that right now.
3) What I truly need is a partner who will help and encourage and advise when requested.

We've been together now for 7 years, and it's been the best 7 years I've ever shared with someone. :aok

Offline JB88

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 07:22:22 AM »
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Originally posted by Schatzi
Watcha mean?? Thats half the fun... 4 women working together to mess with their mans mind.... perfect relationship :D :t.



:lol


kinky.

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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 07:28:31 AM »
After reading all those points  I'm glad to say my girlfriend fits all five and i'm very happy/lucky to be able to say that.

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