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Offline Airscrew

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All Grandpas, Heed This Warning
« on: January 04, 2007, 10:13:00 AM »
Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall !

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."


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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 10:25:45 AM »
:rofl

Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 05:10:11 PM »
:rofl
I regret doing business with TD Computer Systems.

Offline WhiteHawk

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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 05:13:01 PM »
:lol

Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 07:28:17 PM »
:rofl
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 08:31:38 PM »
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 11:02:48 AM »
:lol
Saw
Dirty, nasty furriner.