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Offline Hawco

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« on: January 06, 2007, 01:14:44 AM »
Evening Gentlemen
Down in vegas for a few days on a business trip, I want to share with you the  following information:
Sitting in the the Tilted kilt pub in the Rio Hotel, cocktail waitress by the name of Sarah, asks my party what we would like to drink, she replies " cool accent, where you from?" I reply " Scotland originally, but live in California now, I became a Citizen, last year"
Chris, one of my business partners, tells her I'm a Fighter pilot, flying WW2 aircraft normally, conversation goes on for a while and I expalin the complexities of a hard break turn etc, she says " I finish up at 2200, what you doing later?" I reply "Probably going to keep drinking", to cut a long story short, the 22 yrl old Sarah is in the process of getting changed and meeting me in 45 mins.
whatever happens, I would like to dedicate it to the AH community and to let you boys know that i am taking one for the team here.
Please spare me the moral lectures as quite frankly, at this stage of the game, i don't care. I'm sure we wil go for a cup of coffee and discuss the weather.
It's times like this boys, I wish I had a camera phone.....
I will of course, post an update on here sometime tomorrow, if all goes to plan.
cheers all and back downstairs for another Guiness and a whisky and wait.....
Hawco
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 01:16:54 AM »
Okay so you've got this chick...

She's coming to see you...

She seems to like you...

You post here...??

Well that's silly enough but I'll offer this:

She's either not coming or she's a hooker.  Use the safe in your room.  Don't use 1234 as the combination.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 01:19:59 AM »
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Originally posted by Golfer
Okay so you've got this chick...

She's coming to see you...

She seems to like you...

You post here...??

Well that's silly enough but I'll offer this:

She's either not coming or she's a hooker.  Use the safe in your room.  Don't use 1234 as the combination.

1. not a hooker
2. works in the hotel
3. why not post it here and share a laugh with you boys?
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Offline Golfer

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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 01:20:49 AM »
They're all hookers.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 01:35:02 AM »
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They're all hookers.


LOL one way or the other.
Thats about the size of it :aok
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Offline Benny Moore

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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2007, 01:41:03 AM »
Golfer's got a point; morals aside, a girl who seems to take an interest in a man's aerial combat simulation hobby makes my Radar Warning Receiver beep like crazy.
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2007, 01:46:16 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2007, 02:21:12 AM »
Don't forget 2 bring your leather jacket and shades you big fighter pilot of a man you!!!!!!!  lmao.  whatever you gotta do to get wet.  Have fun and remember.  2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.  and by the way, you better not come back here falling in love.  this is a little potato you met on a business trip.  no cuddling, and no breakfast tomorrow morning.  talk real dirty 2 her, do what you have to do, as many times as you need to, and then kick her out of your room and send her on her way. =)
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 02:22:18 AM »
lol cav
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 02:26:41 AM »
another thing.  While you are talking to her, throw out the idea of taking pictures.  I know you said you didn't have a digital camera, but if she says yes, borrow a friends camera/phone, or go by a disposable....
furthermore, if you're fluff'n around and she is going wild, ask her about another girl and to call a friend.  Whats the worst the can happen????

Like I said, its a business trip.  who cares about her, have your fun.

speaking of trips.  I leave for Baltimore on Saturday and overnighting until Monday........(insert Mr Burns )
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 02:30:43 AM »
Hehehe, I bet she's "perked".

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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 02:34:22 AM »
Funny, when I'm on business trips I'm usually so tired that all I want from a hotel is a juicy steak with some good wine + a very quiet room to crash in.

I guess there are business trips and 'business' trips.
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2007, 02:40:22 AM »
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Funny, when I'm on business trips I'm usually so tired that all I want from a hotel is a juicy steak(dish) with some good wine (cooter) + a very quiet (hot-n-sexy) room to crash in.
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 04:17:44 AM »
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Evening Gentlemen
Down in vegas for a few days on a business trip, I want to share with you the  following information:
Sitting in the the Tilted kilt pub in the Rio Hotel, cocktail waitress by the name of Sarah, asks my party what we would like to drink, she replies " cool accent, where you from?" I reply " Scotland originally, but live in California now, I became a Citizen, last year"
Chris, one of my business partners, tells her I'm a Fighter pilot, flying WW2 aircraft normally, conversation goes on for a while and I expalin the complexities of a hard break turn etc, she says " I finish up at 2200, what you doing later?" I reply "Probably going to keep drinking", to cut a long story short, the 22 yrl old Sarah is in the process of getting changed and meeting me in 45 mins.
whatever happens, I would like to dedicate it to the AH community and to let you boys know that i am taking one for the team here.
Please spare me the moral lectures as quite frankly, at this stage of the game, i don't care. I'm sure we wil go for a cup of coffee and discuss the weather.
It's times like this boys, I wish I had a camera phone.....
I will of course, post an update on here sometime tomorrow, if all goes to plan.
cheers all and back downstairs for another Guiness and a whisky and wait.....
Hawco


:D :aok
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 04:41:14 AM »
Wear a raincoat (ya know what I mean)
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