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« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2007, 02:00:27 AM »
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Pease don't quote Milo. That's just uncalled for.

Your spelling is not all that either. And unlike me I suspect English is your first language.




But unlike you I don't have the superiority complex.

I can appreciate euro-cars on top gear for what they are.

Sad they can't do a fair comparison to get some useful info.


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« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2007, 02:10:16 AM »
That's what I thought. You can't back up anything, not even with a fansite. All you could do was throw an ad hominem at me.

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« Reply #92 on: January 08, 2007, 02:30:03 AM »
The Jag AJ V8 first produced and used in 1996 per...
http://www.sae.org/technical/papers/970914


Now have a look here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Modular_engine

Notice side bar for similar engines.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_AJ-V8_engine

Now note when the first dual valve mod motors were used.

1991 Lincoln.

So YES your super duper JAG motor started out as a 1991 ford production engine.

Ohh and the first 4 valve DOHC was used in a 1993 Lincoln as well .

Shame Ford didn't let JAG use them till '96.



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To be clear the original design was FORD. Jag just adjusted to their needs.

Edit 2 : Hows that for "ad hominem" ehh.
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« Reply #93 on: January 08, 2007, 02:50:26 AM »
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The Jag AJ V8 first produced and used in 1996 per...
http://www.sae.org/technical/papers/970914


That link doesn't seem to support your point of view.

"Jaguar Cars has designed and developed an all new V8 engine, the AJ V8."

Jaguar Cars, not Ford. All new.

"Design and development of the engine was carried out by a dedicated cross-functional project team working at a systems level. Extensive use was made of supplier expertise both to optimize the efficiency of the team and to maximize the benefits of supplier experience. Early supplier selection was carried out with the participation of the manufacturing team starting during the concept design stage. Particular attention has been paid to the robustness of the design and minimizing variability."

I wonder how many suppliers were based in America, if any? How many Ford employees were on the development team, if any?


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Now have a look here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Modular_engine

Notice side bar for similar engines.


The use of the word "modular" in the Ford engine had nothing to do with the engine itself, but the tooling of the assembly line. It's just a regular V8, similar to other V8's.

Wow! I didn't know the Chrysler PowerTech V8, GM Premium V, Mercedes-Benz M113/M115, BMW M62/S62, BMW N62, Nissan VH, Nissan VK, and Toyota UZ engines were designed and made by Ford!

Since the Jaguar V8 is "similar" it must be a Ford. Fallacy.

You seem to have a knack for fallacious thinking.
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« Reply #94 on: January 08, 2007, 02:59:22 AM »
It's based off fords modular motor design.
Is it just a coincidence they started making the V8 jags shortly after ford acquired them?

Or more likely they took an already existing Ford V8 and tweaked it.


I'll go with the later.


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« Reply #95 on: January 08, 2007, 03:19:17 AM »
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It's based off fords modular motor design.


How do you know? It could just as well be based on the BMW one or the Merc. Or perhaps they are telling the truth when they say it is all new.


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Is it just a coincidence they started making the V8 jags shortly after ford acquired them?


Seven years after. Not "shortly" in my book.


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Originally posted by Bronk
Or more likely they took an already existing Ford V8 and tweaked it.


I'll go with the later.


Conjecture and fallacies are all you offer to support your claim. Even the sites you present support my point of view.




From my link:

" It is perhaps then not surprising that on the Jaguar V8 the tensioners on the secondary camshaft chains in particular have developed a reputation for being troublesome. In fact it may not be that there is any weakness in the tensioners themselves, rather that at certain critical speeds heavy torque reversals on the chain can produce higher than expected stab loads, a condition which can probably be exacerbated by some usage patterns. It is perhaps interesting that the later 4.2 V8 uses more rugged morse internal tooth primary chains and that when BMW introduced a similar V8 (four valve, twin OHC, Nikasil bores, sintered fracture split con-rods) in 1992 they used duplex chains throughout. Whilst Jaguar's design team, in choosing a single link chain drive, did specify that it should be rated for heavy duty, one wonders if there have been any regrets that space wasn't made to use a duplex chain rather than relying on the lightweight valve gear to let them get away with the narrower option?

Of course, all engines have weaknesses that only become apparent with time and the engineering of the Jaguar V8 is not without many positive attributes. The combination of quite large valves and cam profiles of modest duration, allied, in the case of the naturally aspirated 4 litre, to a variable timing mechanism controlling the inlet cams, results in an engine with a particularly wide spread of torque.

The early variable timing device was a two state system - either advanced or retarded over a range of 30 degrees (at the crankshaft). Retarding the inlet cam eliminated overlap so improving idle and drive quality at very low speeds and light loads. It also meant the inlet valve closed later thereby improving power at higher speeds. In the mid-speed, part to high load range, the cam was advanced giving early inlet closing to boost torque, the extra overlap then also providing a degree of 'internal EGR' to reduce NOx emissions. Later engines use a more advanced system that optimises the cam phasing within a much wider range of, incredibly, 48 degrees.

With the benefit of hindsight the decision to use Nikasil plated cylinder bores instead of conventional liners might be judged a bad mistake, but it is one that was understandable and which caught BMW off-guard as well. The Nikasil process had been used for years on motorcycle engines and is in common use for F1 and other racing engines so it is hardly unproven technology. At the time BMW's exceptionally tight control of oil on the bores was thought to be a factor in their troubles, which would not apply elsewhere. In truth, instances of failure of the Nikasil coating appear to have been induced by poor fuel quality in certain markets allied to short journey usage, and engines running on low sulphur fuel would be most unlikely to suffer the problem. Jaguar resolved service failures in an honourable fashion but eventually decided to abandon Nikasil and revert to conventional cast iron liners (from VIN 42776 XK8, 878718 XJ8). The advantages of light weight and close running clearances were sadly lost. Ironically the fuels which caused the problem have now virtually disappeared from the market. "

Strange how many teething problems Jaguar had with their new engine if it was just a tested and true 5 year old Ford V8. Also interesting that BMW introduced a similar engine in 1992, which affected the Jaguar design which later ran into similar problems.
[sarcasm] Seems like Ford should have designed their engines better! [/sarcasm]

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« Reply #96 on: January 08, 2007, 03:49:32 AM »
arguing on the internet (to convience someone witha  different viewpoint) is like winning the special olymics:  You're a winner, but still in the speciall olympics...

(metaphor, not used to offend anyone with handicapped loved ones)

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« Reply #97 on: January 08, 2007, 03:58:48 AM »
I believe the original saying uses the world "retard".

I'm not arguing to change his mind. It became clear very early that he'll never change his mind. I'm arguing because it is fun, thought provoking (sometimes) and improves my language skills.

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« Reply #98 on: January 08, 2007, 06:47:25 AM »
Easy to forget how different we all are in our seperate little countries, different language, and ability to understand the subleties and irony in each others humour.

thats the problem with these internet things you forget we are from differing cultures and countries.

Topgear is not just about what car is better than the other, its about big boys toys and having fun with them, i watched up until the Lotus Exige against Roush mustang race, and to me he seemed to enjoy driving EVERY american car and loved the Roush Mustang.

Quote as he's driving the Roush: the cars 75% harder, like me, meaning his , well I'm sure you can guess.

Dont take him too seriously, just enjoy watching people play around with expensive toys.

:-D

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« Reply #99 on: January 08, 2007, 06:52:00 AM »
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Clarkson can sit back and enjoy the irony while he cruises the country roads in his GT40.


Clarkson sent his GT40 back for a full refund after a month having it break down from only after 3 days from delivery...he eventually bought it back and still calls it the most unreliable car ever made


Top Gear, and Clarkson is the best motoring show on telly...the man's a legend!

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« Reply #100 on: January 08, 2007, 07:07:49 AM »
I have no interest in cars whatsoever except for beeing a means of transport from A to B, but TopGear is still one of my favorite shows ever.

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« Reply #101 on: January 08, 2007, 09:28:45 AM »
Something else that was kinda embarrassing - nothing to do with the cars tho - was when JC was in Las Vegas asking people on the street if they could name any European countries - most could not! Some did not know the capital city of France, or the capital city of Great Britain.

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« Reply #102 on: January 08, 2007, 09:34:55 AM »
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Something else that was kinda embarrassing - nothing to do with the cars tho - was when JC was in Las Vegas asking people on the street if they could name any European countries - most could not! Some did not know the capital city of France, or the capital city of Great Britain.


Stop showing off and tell us the names!. Like anyone really sits down and memorizes the names of those towns.

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« Reply #103 on: January 08, 2007, 09:39:26 AM »
uh huh...  no matter how hard he tried he could not find anyone who knew?  Or is it he asked enough drunks and tards to make the segment?  Where you one of them?

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« Reply #104 on: January 08, 2007, 09:57:40 AM »
When a guy goes to great lengths to find fault or shame in something, and does so relentlessly, almost obsessively, I think it speaks more of the guy, or in this case, his target audience, than it does about the target of his mockery. If Clarkson hates America and Americans so much, he should stay away. If he likes cars so much, he should spend more time analyzing and driving them, rather than practicing his stand-up routine.

At this point, I'm not sure that he's even an automotive journalist. Given his sweeping tendancy to trumpet anything from Britian--a nation that has less to brag about lately than the US--he seems to be more of a low-rent modern day Mark Twain with a driver's license than anything else.

PS:   On any given day, walking the streets of Las Vegas, you are about as likely to find a visitor from abroad than you are a citizen of the US.