Beef Boullion base, 4 cups of water. 3 carrots and 2 cups of diced onions. 2 Taters cut into quarters and 1 clove of garlic... bring to a simmer.
While simmering bring up one MossBerg 12 Guage to shoulder height and peer out the backdoor... bag 3 squirrels. Skin and quarter said tree rats and place evenly into the boiling pot. Add a bit of flour to thickin the broth once the meat has turned a nice soft texture.
In a small pot add 3/4ths cup of water and instant rice... Place the stew rats on a low heat for 15 minutes. Turn on Top Cops on TV while rice cooks.
During commercial check on Rice and Stew... Fetch clean plates. Answer the door and deny to the police of any gunfire in the area.
Check stew... Open up the best TV Dinner table thingy and place remote strategically...Rice on plate, add heaping helpins of said stew upon rice.
Kick back and enjoy...
*above can be substittuted with opossum, armadillo and badgers*
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