I think yer GF is trying to give you a hint somewhere here...
yep a deep subliminal message here... lets attempt to break this down in terms you may understand...
During the Season to be "Jolly" she gives you an "Action Figure"...
A "Sailor" "Action Figure"...
A "Manly" "Sailor" "Action Figure"...
Sailors are reffered to as "Squids"... this is one "Squid" from "Years Ago"...
With that said...here is the breakdown...
"Yer Old Squid is no longer HER Action Figure as it was once years ago.... so she gave it to you in a polite way of saying Go Play with yourself. You will soon to sent sailing away while she waits for HER Fleet to come in."
Yep that's it...
Mac