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Offline squealer

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« on: January 20, 2007, 10:11:03 AM »
Say they doubt there will be any prosecutions for illegal fox hunting in the uk as it is almost impossible to catch fox hunters in the act of killing a fox.
If the coppers  can't catch 40+ toffs with bright red coats blowing horns on horseback with a pack of 100 barking dogs rampaging through the countryside, they will never catch a sneaky little scamp like me when i burgle your home..:)
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Burgle, huh?
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2007, 10:22:59 AM »
They may not catch yee....but my wife dosen't miss /w her .38 Lady Smith much. Burgals beware the country girl I married around here.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 10:23:04 AM »
Sorry should be in the o'club :cry
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 10:25:02 AM »
It is it is.:)
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 10:28:55 AM »
Armed redcoats on horseback...  There's got to be a law against that!
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2007, 10:37:25 AM »
Ever see the movie "The Patriot"?  Mel Gibson shot redcoats on horseback.  Maybe he thought they were Jewish?  :rofl
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2007, 10:48:52 AM »
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Ever see the movie "The Patriot"?  Mel Gibson shot redcoats on horseback.  Maybe he thought they were Jewish?  :rofl


I think he did.. After a few drinks....:lol
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Re: The police.
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2007, 01:36:24 PM »
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Originally posted by squealer
Say they doubt there will be any prosecutions for illegal fox hunting in the uk as it is almost impossible to catch fox hunters in the act of killing a fox.
If the coppers  can't catch 40+ toffs with bright red coats blowing horns on horseback with a pack of 100 barking dogs rampaging through the countryside, they will never catch a sneaky little scamp like me when i burgle your home..:)

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They may not catch yee....but my wife dosen't miss /w her .38 Lady Smith much. Burgals beware the country girl I married around here.


Lucky for you handguns are illegal in Britain.  Burgle away...
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2007, 04:00:31 PM »
sting + gay = twins
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Offline bj229r

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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2007, 04:08:34 PM »
Perhaps they might look for middle-eastern people trying to blow up stuff
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