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Offline 68Ripper

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There's a new ewe in town and she's looking for a date
« on: January 22, 2007, 02:59:02 PM »
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Offline Mr No Name

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 03:26:41 PM »
I bet she will be working bish land by sunset
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Offline Airscrew

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 03:39:56 PM »
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I bet she will be working bish land by sunset

I'll bet she's already filed for workman's compensation for a bad back and is ready to be "medically" retired.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2007, 03:49:45 PM by Airscrew »
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Offline JB35

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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 05:35:19 PM »
you better hide her ........ SHawk will be pizzed :mad:
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Offline Gooss

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 06:42:38 PM »
FLUFFY!

YOU'VE FOUND FLUFFY!

HONK!
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Offline 4XTCH

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 09:50:00 PM »
EWE Better Not let that EWE near SKUZZY.. I hear he hoards them and Slacks all day...

I'm not sayin I'm just sayin....


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Offline 1Boner

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 10:10:20 PM »
MOM!!!!!!!!!


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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2007, 10:10:27 PM »
Is she a midget?
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Offline stantond

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2007, 06:56:38 AM »
Hmmm,

Very suspicious.  Looks like a ram with some toilet paper rolls on the horns wearing high heels.  



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Malta
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Offline 68Ripper

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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2007, 07:50:17 AM »
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Hmmm,

Very suspicious.  Looks like a ram with some toilet paper rolls on the horns wearing high heels.  



Regards,

Malta



Cross dresser? :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Max

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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2007, 08:06:04 AM »
68Ripper you've just made Silat's day :lol
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Offline ColKLink

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 09:26:35 AM »
Klink walks by sheep pen,.....gives new ewe, a carrot, ....walks off, smiling, life is good once again ..............
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Offline REP0MAN

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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 09:36:54 AM »
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Originally posted by stantond
Hmmm,

Very suspicious.  Looks like a ram with some toilet paper rolls on the horns wearing high heels.  



Regards,

Malta


No, thats a 100% genuine, trailer park mullet. SHawk would be so proud.

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Offline Optiker

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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2007, 09:54:44 AM »
Rumor has it they've found a new use for sheep in Appalchia,


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Offline Coshy

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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2007, 09:59:53 AM »
It's not a new use. We've been using 'em here like that for decades.
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